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Top 32 Surprised Pick Up lines

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  1. Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

    I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

    Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

    Me: "Because you're a work of art."

    She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

    I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

  2. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

  3. Look, snake surprise!

  4. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  5. This year has been full of surprises...

    Why don’t we get together and surprise others?

  6. Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

  7. I'm surprised there isn't more fanfiction taking advantage of that.

  8. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  9. So I was looking at my calendar

    And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

  10. If one day the moon calls you by your name

    don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.

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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"
I'm surprised you weren't one of them

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Babe are you tachycardia? cause my heart beats faster whenever im with you

I made this myself but i wouldn't be surprised if someone else came up with it first

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You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

Are you the Reddit karma system?
Cause I have no idea how you work.

P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.

Lets play world war two.

You get to play France and i get to be Germany, so you lay down and i'll attack you by surprise.

Don’t be surprised if you can’t find your name in the dictionary.

Because it’s in my heart.

I'm surprised that you don't have Jacob's ladders growing all over you,

because you are P E R F E C T.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

The surprise doesn't end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we'd go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.

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Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.

You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!