34 Surprised Pick Up lines

I'm surprised there isn't more fanfiction taking advantage of that.

So I was looking at my calendar

And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

If one day the moon calls you by your name

don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.

This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Babe are you tachycardia? cause my heart beats faster whenever im with you

I made this myself but i wouldn't be surprised if someone else came up with it first

Don’t be surprised if you can’t find your name in the dictionary.

Why?
Because it’s in my heart.

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

I'm surprised that you don't have Jacob's ladders growing all over you,

because you are P E R F E C T.

Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work.



P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.

You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

The surprise doesn't end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we'd go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.

You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight".