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Top 31 surprised Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Surprised chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

  2. Look, snake surprise!

  3. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  4. This year has been full of surprises...

    Why don’t we get together and surprise others?

  5. Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

  6. I'm surprised there isn't more fanfiction taking advantage of that.

  7. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  8. Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

    This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  9. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

  10. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Her*responds*
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    Me:
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.

Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work.



P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.

Lets play world war two.
You get to play France and i get to be Germany, so you lay down and i'll attack you by surprise.

Don’t be surprised if you can’t find your name in the dictionary.

Why?
Because it’s in my heart.

I'm surprised that you don't have Jacob's ladders growing all over you,

because you are P E R F E C T.

Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

The surprise doesn't end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we'd go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.

You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight".

You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!