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Top 34 Surprised Pick Up lines

Are you surprised and want to know what your loved one thinks about you? Use these funny and cheesy surprised pick up lines to help you capture the heart of that special person.

  1. Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

    I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

    Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

    Me: "Because you're a work of art."

    She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

    I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

  2. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

  3. Look, snake surprise!

  4. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  5. This year has been full of surprises...

    Why don’t we get together and surprise others?

  6. Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

  7. I'm surprised there isn't more fanfiction taking advantage of that.

  8. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  9. So I was looking at my calendar

    And I was surprised to see that we have a date this Saturday

  10. If one day the moon calls you by your name

    don't be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.

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What is a Surprised pickup line?

Working surprised pickup lines

You are the surprise I wanted to get more than I want chocolate.

This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.

I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

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This is a funny Surprised pickup line!

Babe are you tachycardia? cause my heart beats faster whenever im with you

I made this myself but i wouldn't be surprised if someone else came up with it first

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.
{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

You might be surprised to find that I am multilingual

I'm fluent in speaking tongues

Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work.

P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.

Lets play world war two.

You get to play France and i get to be Germany, so you lay down and i'll attack you by surprise.

Don’t be surprised if you can’t find your name in the dictionary.

Because it’s in my heart.

I'm surprised that you don't have Jacob's ladders growing all over you,

because you are P E R F E C T.

The surprise doesn't end after the party. When your friends have left, and the house has become silent, we'd go on with the wildest part of your birthday party — with just the two of us.

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Working Surprised tinder opener

Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.

You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!