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Top 39 Supposed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Supposed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Supposed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  2. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  3. I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right

    It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

  4. I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

  5. According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

  6. You know we're all supposed to be operating in clusters now, right?

  7. Hey girl, suppose you are y=f(x). Can i be your f'(x).

  8. Was it supposed to rain today?

    'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

  9. She:How tall are you?

    She:How tall are you?
    He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
    She:So what happened?
    He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

  10. Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

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Funny supposed pickup lines

Would you like to dance?
Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

Hey, im a henchman

And i am supposed to take you out.




*continues to shoot the target*

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

Suppose a gobble is out of the question?

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Between your thighs is where I’m supposed to be.

I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses.

Your place or mine?

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other

Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.

How dare you not know who I am...

...like any sane person would for someone who they're not supposed to know? That's like... really unforgivable

Give me one reason why I should still give you my number, even though you've been super inconsiderate

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.

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Working Supposed tinder opener

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Oh, it's supposed to be some give and take, I know. But you're only taking and not giving anymore. So what do I do? Because I still love you… And you're the only one who can save me.

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..

Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.

I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.