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Top 41 Supposed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Supposed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  2. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  3. I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

  4. According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

  5. You know we're all supposed to be operating in clusters now, right?

  6. You're a hen, I'm a cock, I suppose a cluck's out of the question?

  7. Was it supposed to rain today?

    'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

  8. She:How tall are you?

    She:How tall are you?
    He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
    She:So what happened?
    He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

  9. Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

  10. Would you like to dance?

    Would you like to dance?


    Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

    (I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

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Sex is supposed to help induce labor. Let's get me dilated.

Hey, im a henchman

And i am supposed to take you out.

*continues to shoot the target*

I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina

Her: What?

Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

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An Asiago covered Silverado.

I heard you were supposed to start with a cheesy pick-up line.

Between your thighs is where I’m supposed to be.

How dare you not know who I am... any sane person would for someone who they're not supposed to know? That's like... really unforgivable

Give me one reason why I should still give you my number, even though you've been super inconsiderate

Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other

Fuck I think I’m lost

It says here I’m in the (room) but I’m supposed to be in you, can you show me how to get there?

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses.

Your place or mine?

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Working Supposed tinder opener

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Oh, it's supposed to be some give and take, I know. But you're only taking and not giving anymore. So what do I do? Because I still love you… And you're the only one who can save me.

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..

Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.

If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.

I just received a message from the Holy Ghost that you are supposed to be my wife.

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?