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Top 39 Supposed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Supposed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  2. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  3. I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.

  4. According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

  5. You know we're all supposed to be operating in clusters now, right?

  6. You're a hen, I'm a cock, I suppose a cluck's out of the question?

  7. Was it supposed to rain today?

    'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

  8. Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

  9. Would you like to dance?

    Would you like to dance?


    Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

    (I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

  10. Sex is supposed to help induce labor. Let's get me dilated.

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I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina
Her: What?

Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

Suppose a gobble is out of the question?

An Asiago covered Silverado.

I heard you were supposed to start with a cheesy pick-up line.

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I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses.

Your place or mine?

Between your thighs is where I’m supposed to be.

Fuck I think I’m lost

It says here I’m in the (room) but I’m supposed to be in you, can you show me how to get there?

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other

Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.

How dare you not know who I am... any sane person would for someone who they're not supposed to know? That's like... really unforgivable

Give me one reason why I should still give you my number, even though you've been super inconsiderate

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

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Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Oh, it's supposed to be some give and take, I know. But you're only taking and not giving anymore. So what do I do? Because I still love you… And you're the only one who can save me.

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..

Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

Are you sure you're supposed to be in coach? Because you have a first-class SEAT, baby.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.