Hey girl, suppose you are y=f(x). Can i be your f'(x).

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

How am I supposed to keep my eyes in the boat when I only have eyes for you?

We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates.

"Are you a candy bar? Cause I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I'd risk it all just for a taste of you."

"Your charm is making it hard for me to stay focused on anything but you."

"Well, your majesty, allow me to brighten your day with my humble presence and charming smile."

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

"I may be a little cheesy, but at least I'm not as hopeless as you first thought. Care to dance?"

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"Well, who says we need labels? Does 'partners in crime for stolen kisses' sound better to you?"

"A sitcom, huh? I suppose our chats could qualify as one, full of laughter and unexpected moments. Which sitcom is your favorite?"

"Hey, I'm not supposed to have sweets but can I have a taste of your sweet personality?"

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Doctors say I should avoid sugar, but how can I when your smile is sweeter than any candy?"

"Well, I was thinking more along the lines of a feather duster, but I suppose a hammer would really drive the point home!"

"Well, I suppose this magical bond is simply the universe recognizing the spark between us. Care to explore it further over dinner?"

"So, you're saying there's a chance after this bet? Because I've never met an enemy who sparkles like you do."

"Darling, under the moonlight, my words may be empty but my intentions aren't. They're full of intoxicating desire for you."

"If being cheesy keeps you on your mind, then I'll gladly keep serving up more."

"Doctor's orders say no sweets, but they didn't mention anything about sugar-coated conversations with you!"

"If I had a dollar for every time you took my breath away, I'd still need a rich plan to impress you."

"As a teacher, I'm supposed to grade on a curve, but sweetheart, your curves deserve nothing less than an A+."

"Your presence makes every punishment feel like a reward, can I lose myself to win your affection forever?"

"In a room full of stars, you shine the brightest, to roast you would be the greatest sin."

"Hiding your face? That’s definitely unfair! How am I supposed to resist those captivating eyes?"

"I thrive on challenges, so don't worry, I'm up for the task of winning you over."

"Doctors say no to sweets, yet how can I resist when your charm is the sweetest thing ever?"

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I guess I'll make an exception for a sweet thing like you."

"Even though I'm kept away from sweets, your lips seem like the sweetest sin I'd love to indulge in."

I'm all about finding that perfect chill partner. Let's explore new spots together and create some unforgettable moments.

"They say I should avoid sweets, but how can I resist your sugar-coated smiles?"

"Defying the odds is my specialty, especially when the prize is a heart as captivating as yours."

"Well, if I'm the flirt, then I guess you're the accomplice. Shall we embark on this adventure together?"

Chill? I'm practically an ice cube expert. I once chattered with a polar bear over a cup of hot chocolate!

"If you keep flirting like this, I might have to reconsider my professionalism around you."

Your beauty is captivating, but I'm more intrigued by the stories your eyes tell.

"Your grace is truly captivating, my queen. May I have the honor of exploring your kingdom?"

"Well, I suppose the point is discovering if there's chemistry, right? With you so far, it feels like we're about to start a science experiment."

"Betting against me, huh? Don't be surprised when the prize is your heart and I win."

"With every glance you steal, I lose a piece of my heart. Might be small now, but baby, it's all yours."

"I'm not allowed to have sweets, but I guess I can make an exception for a sweet girl like you."

"I may not be perfect, but I sure know how to make your heart skip a beat."

"A small chance with you is worth more than a sure win elsewhere, babe."

"Did you know Felix Baumgartner was supposed to jump from your forehead? But your charm kept pulling him back to space."

"I may be a flirt, but with you by my side, we could be the ultimate duo."

Chilling is my middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Steve. But I'm down for some laid-back hangouts!

"Well, I suppose that explains the occasional brain farts then!"

"I've been told to cut back on sweets, but how can I when your presence is the sweetest thing?"

Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

Are you a sculptor? Because I can't help but feel like a masterpiece when I'm around you.

"If being your partner in crime involves stealing hearts, then consider me guilty as charged."

"Excellent, now that we're getting coffee, let's make it a latte fun and see where it goes."

"I promise not to be annoying, just charming enough to make up for it. Can I buy you a coffee?"

"I guess we're not friends, just connoisseurs of spontaneous kisses, savoring the unexpected sweetness."

"Well, I guess I'll have to thank my 'hopeless' reputation for bringing us closer together."

"Doctors warned against sweets, but they didn't mention the honey dripping from your eyes."

"My doctor warned me against sweets, yet here I am, captivated by your sweet charm!"

"They say I shouldn't have sweets, but how can I resist a sugar like you?"

"Darling, if being persistent is a crime, then I'm ready to serve my time... in your heart."

"Is it my cheesiness that makes you smile, or the way your eyes sparkle like the Nile?"

"Lily, it seems we both value our secrets. Let's unravel them together, at your pace of course."

"You're right, playlists can be confusing. But they are always intriguing, like a mystery waiting to be solved, don't you think?"

"Well, darling, even rivals can't resist a little charm. How about we try winning each other over instead?"

"Nita, with you life's complete-a. Your boyfriend's good, I suppose, but how about a treat-a with a gent who knows?"

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but could I have a taste of your sweet love?"

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

"I'd prefer to discover your taste with each song rather than a whole playlist. It's like unwrapping a gift bit by bit, more exciting."

"I know we're supposed to play it cool, but your beauty just made me break that rule."

Haha, well lucky for you, I specialize in the art of chilling. Ice cream, Netflix, you name it! 😎🍦

"Well, I'll just have to work extra hard to impress you then. Challenge accepted."

Well, I can promise you won't be bored with me. I've been known to make a mean bowl of popcorn for our chilling sessions!

"Zero Two, your smile lights up my universe, darling. Fancy exploring some uncharted territories together?"

"Your smile could light up the darkest night, roasting you feels like a crime."

"Are you a candy bar? Because even though doctors say 'no sweets,' I can't resist your sweetness."

In your roast, I find delight, a spark that ignites my night. You shine ever so bright.

"I may be on a no-sweets diet, but you're the one dessert I can't say no to."

"Suppose I was the thief who stole your heart, could we turn it into our own intoxicating mystery never to be resolved?"

"I may be a little corny, but at least it's getting me closer to winning your heart."

"If sweetness got your attention, allow my sincerity to capture your heart on a memorable date."

"If I keep getting distracted by your smile, I might need a raise in productivity."

"So no friendship, got it. How about we skip that part and dive straight into an unexpected romance instead?"

"Maybeer? That's a smooth mashup! Beer lover, I suppose? I'm more of a wine aficionado myself. Red, white or maybeer?"

"Well then, let's keep dining on unexpected moments till friendship becomes an irresistible delicacy."

"I may be a flirt, but with you by my side, we'll be the smoothest duo around."

"I'm game if you are. Let's see if you can keep up with this player two."

Ah, I've heard amazing things about Manchester! The music scene there is supposed to be unreal. Any favorite spots you recommend?

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I guess I can make an exception for your sweet smile."

"I'll keep my hopes in check, but I have a feeling you're worth the wait."

"Zero Two, your beauty outshines all the stars, darling. Mind if I orbit around your gravitational pull?"

Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

Chill vibes are my specialty. And with you, I bet it could get even hotter. What do you say?

"If being cheesy means making you smile, then I'll gladly embrace it. Can I buy you a drink?"

"I may be a flirt, but with you as my partner in crime, who knows what mischief we could get into."

"Even as adversaries, I must admit, your charm is the only bet I'd gladly lose every time."

"They say I shouldn't have sweets, but your smile is a temptation I can't resist."

"A bet is a bet, but there's no rule against enjoying the competition. Let's make this rivalry unforgettable."

"Don't worry, I'm a big fan of surprises. How about we start by surprising each other?"

"Well, if being your partner in crime means getting to flirt shamelessly, count me in."

"Yes, home and safe, but how am I supposed to sleep when my mind's full of your intoxicating laughter? It's a delightful dilemma indeed."

Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at chilling. How about we test that theory out together? 😉

"I may be a flirt, but with you by my side, we could be the smoothest duo in town."

"As a mercenary, I'm supposed to chase the reward, but all I can chase is your captivating smile."

"Friends don't usually cause this much electricity. Maybe we're inventing a new category."

"You say I'm the only one having fun, but do you trust my magic 8-ball? It says, 'Outlook: Uncontrollable giggles ahead.'"

"Well, my queen, if I may be so bold, allow me to treat you like royalty."

"I may be a flirt, but with you by my side, we'll be unstoppable together."

Your presence ignites a fire within me, for you are an enigma of grace and charm combined.

"Is your name Insomnia? Because I can't stop thinking about you even when I'm supposed to be asleep."

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but you're the one temptation that could make me break all the rules."

"Well, if being your partner in crime means getting into mischief together, count me in."

"I'm told to avoid sweets, but how can I resist a sugar like you?"

"Haha, thank you! I suppose that means I'm irresistible and smoothly delightful, like a fine dark chocolate?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot the part where I'm supposed to stay cool."

"Are you my homework? Because I can't stop checking you out, even when I'm supposed to do my math problems!"

"Well, I suppose it's only fair to let you get to know the real me before I unleash the charm!"

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a b**... is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

"I suppose I would've baked you a cake...but the last time I checked, emojis don't taste too good!"

"If making it up to you means getting to know you better, then I'd gladly take that chance."

"If being cheesy means making you smile, then I'll happily embrace it all night long."

You're a master of wit, your words are divine,
Each roast you deliver makes my heart align.

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I guess one sweet moment with you wouldn't hurt my diet."

"Well, partner in crime, let's make mischief together and see where the night takes us."

"Are you a candy bar? Because even though I'm not supposed to have sweets, I can't resist your sweetness."

Yeah, chilling with good company is always a vibe. How about we grab some coffee and see where it takes us?

"Doctor said I should avoid sweets, but how can I, when you're the sweetest thing I've ever seen?"

"You may call me cheesy, but in this moment so sweet, your beauty makes my heart skip a beat."

"Perfect, I promise the only thing sweeter than your coffee will be our conversation."

"Friends? Maybe not... But as your unexpected dessert chef, I'd love to whip up another sweet serving."

"I'm on a no-sweets diet, but then I saw you and realized...some rules are meant to be broken."

Let's make memories under the moonlight, laughter filling the night, with you by my side, everything feels just right.