Hey girl, suppose you are y=f(x). Can i be your f'(x).

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

How am I supposed to keep my eyes in the boat when I only have eyes for you?

We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates.

"Without a heart, I suppose I'd just have to love you with every other part of my being."

"A sitcom, huh? I suppose our chats could qualify as one, full of laughter and unexpected moments. Which sitcom is your favorite?"

"Well, maybe we won't be friends, but could we possibly explore the perks of being more than that?"

"Well, who says we need labels? Does 'partners in crime for stolen kisses' sound better to you?"

"Doctors say I should avoid sugar, but how can I when your smile is sweeter than any candy?"

"Hey, I'm not supposed to have sweets but can I have a taste of your sweet personality?"

"Darling, under the moonlight, my words may be empty but my intentions aren't. They're full of intoxicating desire for you."

"Doctor says no sweets for me, but your smile is one sugar rush I simply can't resist."

"So, you're saying there's a chance after this bet? Because I've never met an enemy who sparkles like you do."

"Doctor's orders say no sweets, but they didn't mention anything about sugar-coated conversations with you!"

"Your presence makes every punishment feel like a reward, can I lose myself to win your affection forever?"

"As a teacher, I'm supposed to grade on a curve, but sweetheart, your curves deserve nothing less than an A+."

"Doctors say no to sweets, yet how can I resist when your charm is the sweetest thing ever?"

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I guess I'll make an exception for a sweet thing like you."

"Defying the odds is my specialty, especially when the prize is a heart as captivating as yours."

"They say I should avoid sweets, but how can I resist your sugar-coated smiles?"

"Even though I'm kept away from sweets, your lips seem like the sweetest sin I'd love to indulge in."

"With every glance you steal, I lose a piece of my heart. Might be small now, but baby, it's all yours."

"With your crimson blush, Zero Two, you're turning me into a love-struck darling awaiting our epic saga."

"Betting against me, huh? Don't be surprised when the prize is your heart and I win."

"Well, I suppose the point is discovering if there's chemistry, right? With you so far, it feels like we're about to start a science experiment."

"Did you know Felix Baumgartner was supposed to jump from your forehead? But your charm kept pulling him back to space."

"I'm not allowed to have sweets, but I guess I can make an exception for a sweet girl like you."

"A small chance with you is worth more than a sure win elsewhere, babe."

"Excuse me, princess, but isn't your carriage supposed to be gold? Because any vehicle seems ordinary compared to your radiance."

"I've been told to cut back on sweets, but how can I when your presence is the sweetest thing?"

"Well, I suppose that explains the occasional brain farts then!"

"I guess we're not friends, just connoisseurs of spontaneous kisses, savoring the unexpected sweetness."

"Excellent, now that we're getting coffee, let's make it a latte fun and see where it goes."

"Darling, if being persistent is a crime, then I'm ready to serve my time... in your heart."

"You're right, playlists can be confusing. But they are always intriguing, like a mystery waiting to be solved, don't you think?"

"They say I shouldn't have sweets, but how can I resist a sugar like you?"

"My doctor warned me against sweets, yet here I am, captivated by your sweet charm!"

"Doctors warned against sweets, but they didn't mention the honey dripping from your eyes."

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but could I have a taste of your sweet love?"

"I'd prefer to discover your taste with each song rather than a whole playlist. It's like unwrapping a gift bit by bit, more exciting."

"I know we're supposed to play it cool, but your beauty just made me break that rule."

"Well, darling, even rivals can't resist a little charm. How about we try winning each other over instead?"

"Are you a candy bar? Because even though doctors say 'no sweets,' I can't resist your sweetness."

"Zero Two, your smile lights up my universe, darling. Fancy exploring some uncharted territories together?"

"Maybeer? That's a smooth mashup! Beer lover, I suppose? I'm more of a wine aficionado myself. Red, white or maybeer?"

"If sweetness got your attention, allow my sincerity to capture your heart on a memorable date."

"Well then, let's keep dining on unexpected moments till friendship becomes an irresistible delicacy."

"Girl, your resistance only makes my interest spike; it's just like playing hard-to-get with your heart."

"Suppose I was the thief who stole your heart, could we turn it into our own intoxicating mystery never to be resolved?"

"I may be on a no-sweets diet, but you're the one dessert I can't say no to."

Don't wear a costume. When somebody asks what you're supposed to be say, "Cute.

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but I guess I can make an exception for your sweet smile."

"My crystal ball may be wonky, but it still predicts a future where you're laughing at my terrible dad jokes."

"Zero Two, your beauty outshines all the stars, darling. Mind if I orbit around your gravitational pull?"

"They say I shouldn't have sweets, but your smile is a temptation I can't resist."

"Even as adversaries, I must admit, your charm is the only bet I'd gladly lose every time."

"As a mercenary, I'm supposed to chase the reward, but all I can chase is your captivating smile."

"A bet is a bet, but there's no rule against enjoying the competition. Let's make this rivalry unforgettable."

Hey i found a bug in god's code.

There wasn't supposed to be anything perfect,
but then i saw you.

"Friends don't usually cause this much electricity. Maybe we're inventing a new category."

"You say I'm the only one having fun, but do you trust my magic 8-ball? It says, 'Outlook: Uncontrollable giggles ahead.'"

"I'm not supposed to have sweets, but you're the one temptation that could make me break all the rules."

"I'm told to avoid sweets, but how can I resist a sugar like you?"

"Haha, thank you! I suppose that means I'm irresistible and smoothly delightful, like a fine dark chocolate?"

Would you like to dance?

Would you like to dance?

No?

Then I suppose a b**... is out of the question?



(I once had a friend ask me what you're supposed to say if she answers the question with a "yes." At that point you just dance with her....)

"I suppose I would've baked you a cake...but the last time I checked, emojis don't taste too good!"