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  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  2. It bodes well for me that you’re vegetarian

    Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

  3. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

  4. Were you covered by bees recently

    I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

  5. Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

    She replies: ?

    You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

  6. Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

  7. Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

    ...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

  8. Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

    It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

  9. I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

  10. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

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Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

Just because you're a dyke. I won't assume you like to hike. But want to do it outside? You don't even have to hide. Girl, I already know a priori. that it'd be a great coming out story!

What magazines are you posing for? (Excuse me?) My bad, I assume you are a model because your body is smoking hot.

Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

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For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.