Top 50 Checking Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Checking conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Checking pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Are you a library book?
Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better
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Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier
Because I'm totally checking you out
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Are you a librarian?
Because I see you checking me out
Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read -
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
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Are you an onion?
Check my username
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Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..
Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.
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I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...
But I can already tell you are very well done.
Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.
Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!
Forget Google, check out my doodle!
Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.
Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.
Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
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Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?
Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
Hey Baby, are you a plumber?
Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.
Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?
Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...
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If you check me out, I'll check you out.
Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?
You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.
How, Baby. Check out my wigwam.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
I'd like to check you out through a tsa scanner.
Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.
Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.
Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.
Hey girl... I know you're not a book, but I'm still checking you out.
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Hey bebz check out my stud total.
Any girl wanna check their baggage?
Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?
Wanna check our math together?
Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?
My fsck isn't only for system checks.
Heard the queen died, had to check up on you and make sure you were okay
Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?
Other planets, wanna check some out?
So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?
So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?
Hey, are you a newspaper...?
Coz i want to check you out in my bed every morning...
Like you can deposit my checks anytime.
Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.
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