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Top 50 Test Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Test chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  2. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  3. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  4. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  5. What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

  6. Damn boy, are you the COVID test?

    Because I want you deep inside me

  7. Could you help me stick something down my throat

    So I can test my gag reflex

  8. I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

  9. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

  10. Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

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Funny test pickup lines

May i take your truck for a test drive?

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

(Tested twice great response on both)

Those are some nice pants!

Mind if I test the zipper?

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

The best pickup line I've ever used
I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.

Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Are you my test?

Because your gonna get that D

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you my math test?

Because I’m gonna fuck you up.

Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get

I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

You remind me a donkey showroom

Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!

Hey girl. You say only god may judge you. How about we put that to the test.

Hey Girl, are you high test scores..?

Because, i wanna take you home & show you to mumma

Are you my math test?

Because I’m going to cheat on you…