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Top 50 Test Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Test pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  3. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  4. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  5. Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

  6. What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

  7. Damn boy, are you the COVID test?

    Because I want you deep inside me

  8. Could you help me stick something down my throat

    So I can test my gag reflex

  9. I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

  10. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

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Funny test pickup lines

Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

To find out if there is the double bond between us, you must do Bae's test first.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

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Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?
Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Are you my test?

Because your gonna get that D

Am I the FitnessGram pacer test?

Because I’m progressively getting harder

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Working Test tinder opener

Hey girl, I must be a test

Because you pass me all the time but don't care afterwards

Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*

I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you

Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you my math test?

Because I’m gonna fuck you up.

Just took a DNA test 🧬

Turns out I’m a 100% your Type

Don't worry I just got turing tested.

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a math test tomorrow.

Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.