Top 50 Checked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Checked pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Checked tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a library book?
Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better
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Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier
Because I'm totally checking you out
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Are you a librarian?
Because I see you checking me out
Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read -
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
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Are you an onion?
Check my username
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Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..
Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.
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I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...
But I can already tell you are very well done.
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Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.
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Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!
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Forget Google, check out my doodle!
Working checked pickup lines
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.
Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.
Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
Hey Baby, are you a plumber?
Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.
Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?
Are you a git repository? Because I'm checking you out.
Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...
If you check me out, I'll check you out.
You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.
How, Baby. Check out my wigwam.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
I'd like to check you out through a tsa scanner.
Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.
Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.
Baby, I'm against background checks but with yours I'll make an exception.
Hey girl... I know you're not a book, but I'm still checking you out.
Hey bebz check out my stud total.