I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards

You’re so dumb...

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

Hey girl, are you a girl?

Because you look like a girl.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

You’d make a fine US navy ship...

Because you’d look great with s**... all over you.

Your lipstick looks good

May I taste it

Are you a mirror?

Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like

Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.

I used to think your curves were perfect

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

Hey girl you look so fine

You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Your lips look really dry

I could moisturise them for you if you want

Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

Because than you'll be as blinded as me.

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

You look familiar did we have a class before?

I could swear we had chemistry.

Not sure if youre a waiter

But you do be serving good looks.

Girl, are you a sharpie?

Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

Honeydew who?
Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night.

A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

I’m a happy pirate

Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)

You look like thanksgiving Dinner

Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling

Girl, are you a card game?

Coz you look like Numero UNO.

Are you retarded?

Because you look special

Are you my phone?

Cause I can't stop looking you.

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

Hey girl, do you work at the zoo?

Because you look like a keeper.

Are you part Medusa

Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you

You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

I hope I don’t get diabetes from all this eye candy I’m looking at right now

Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

Are you a tranformer?

Cause your looking optimus-fine

Hey girl, do you garden?

Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty

Is your name medusa?

Because when i look at you i get rock hard

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

You know what you'd look really beatifull in?

-My arms.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

If I was a character in H20 I’d be a mermaid every time I looked at you

I’m not a numismatic...

But you’re looking like a dime.

I wonder why astronauts go to space to look at the world.

I can see it by just looking at you.

You look like you're having a rough day.

How about a rough night to ballance it out?

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

I know looks don’t matter…

…but I can see you brought them just in case.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

I’ve been Czeching you out, and you look Nice.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

Because you're looking magically delicious.

Are you a phoenix, 'cause you look like you wanna get down.

Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

Your lips look lonely.

Would they like to meet mine?

Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Looking at you makes me drool. Of course everything really makes me drool.

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

Make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.

Have I been condemned to execution ?

Because you look like the last meal I'd like to eat.

sorry

Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

I could look at your bézier curves all day.

You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

You must be Artemis, cause just looking makes me buck wild.

You look so good you almost had me speakin my native language!

You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

Hey girl is your name Coca Cola?

Cause you look sodalicious

Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

Hey girl are you retarded?

Because youre looking extra special. ;)

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

Hey girl you must be a mechanic

Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.

You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

I'm looking to lay more than brick tonight.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

I forgot my CIF gear.

Looks like this little marine is going in slick.

Fancy a look at my majority?

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

I'm just sayin, you look good in that shirt, but you would look better with it off.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Are you my Geometry teacher? Cuz, from this angle you look a-cute.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking maybe we could ... do an activity together?

You don't look a day over 69.