Top 50 Figured Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Figured pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Figured conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?
\*after hearing his/her answer\*
Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type. -
You can call me a Rubik’s cube
I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while
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Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?
I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good
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Do you know what's more beautiful than time
That hourglass figure of yours
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Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
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I like a full figured girl.
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Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
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If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.
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Need help with rhyming Versace
You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace
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Sorry it took me so long to message you.
I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
Funny figured pickup lines
Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.
My phone is Light
*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*
\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"
*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*
I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
I'm good at algebra.
I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
Me: “can I buy you a rink?”
Girl: “you mean a drink?”
Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?
I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.
Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!
Hey baby, you like motorcycles
No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair
Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".
U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
Do you know of any museums around here?
I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.
I finally figured out why you wear glasses
So i won't get drown in your eyes
My friend made a joke
We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here
Are you a civil rights attorney?
Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.
You know, I can't figure out which taste I wanna know more about,
Your music, or your lips.
So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!
So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:
"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
Do you like a bargin (For Women) NSFW
Would you like to five figure dis(cunt).
Hey girl, you Italian?
Y’all figure out the rest...
Did you figure out what you're wearing to the Christmas party?
Because you can wear me out!
Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,
Because one look at you and I'm under your command.
Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was driving and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.
I need to call Haddaway!
Because I just figured out what love is ;)
Can you help me figure out my operating system?