Top 50 Figured Pick Up lines

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure

Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

Hey baby, you like motorcycles

No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

Are you a decent father figure

Because you're unreal

I finally figured out why you wear glasses

So i won't get drown in your eyes

Are you a civil rights attorney?

Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

You know, I can't figure out which taste I wanna know more about,

Your music, or your lips.

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,

Because one look at you and I'm under your command.

Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was driving and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.