Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Hey can you help me out?

I’m trying to become a superhero, but I can’t figure out which one…Superman or Yourman?

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

"Is your name Barbie? Because you're creating a Dream House in my mind with your stunning smile and sexy figure."

"Your figure radiates heat, how about we ignite our passions together?"

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"Your figure is intoxicating; how about we toast to an unforgettable night?"

"Your luscious dark blonde locks are a dream, but your figure? That's an epic fantasy come to life."

"Is your smile a magic spell? Because with your radiant skin, enticing lips and stunning figure, I'm completely bewitched."

"Are you an indie horror game? Cause every time I think I've figured you out, you surprise me with a new twist."

"Did you just return from shopping? Because it looks like you picked up a dazzling smile and a figure to kill for."

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure

"Wow, so we're both foodies? I'm currently trying to figure out if pizzas have a season. It's always pizza season, right?"

"Your figure 8 aura is calming, but your beauty? It's thrillingly disruptive to my peace."

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, my heart bursts with colorful feelings."

"Your eyes are captivating, but it's your figure that truly leaves me breathless."

"Are you a to-do list? Because I can't figure out what I'm doing until I've put you on my list."

"Are you a riddle? Cause even when you don't make sense, I can't stop trying to figure you out."

"Even if anvils fell from the sky, they still wouldn't be as hard as I've fallen for your knockout figure."

"Nice try, but I think your pickup line ran faster than me! Perhaps they would be of better use for your future pun marathons?"

"Can you help me solve a mystery? I can't figure out if your red dress is stunning or it's just you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

"Those glasses frame the beauty of your eyes, while your voluptuous figure has already framed my desire."

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Your stunning hourglass figure is a neck breaker - it's the perfect size to lose myself in."

"Are you a puzzle? Because the more I try to figure you out, the more I get lost in your eyes."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing how your slim figure perfectly complements your radiant beauty."

"Oh, are they as stylish as you? Because you've been running through my mind in nothing less than designer attire, darling."

"Haha, well I must say, those sneakers would be handy after all the laps you've made in my dreams!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"Are you a puzzle? Because even though you're complex and unsociable, I'd love to figure you out."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Can I be your math tutor? Because I promise to never under or overestimate my figures again."

"Damn girl, your tantalizing figure makes me want to skip classes and study the curves of your sultry physique instead."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, a slim figure with a cute smile."

"Are you a box of chocolates? Because I want to take my time figuring out how sweet you really are."

"Well, I'm just a simple guy who enjoys good company and a good laugh. Still figuring out if that's a catch or not."

"With my hands tracing your divine figure, it's like I'm reading a poetry of love hidden in your curves."

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"Ah, just a figure of speech, not an actual person. Just daydreaming about the idea of someone special."

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, it feels like a party in my heart."

"Are you an accountant? Because I can't seem to balance my love life without your captivating figures."

"Seeing your stunning hourglass shape and enchanting smile is a neck breaker; you're the perfect size for my dreams."

"Just trying to figure out how to fit 'meeting a captivating beauty' into my day. 😉 What about you?"

"Fancy a late-night adventure, Nurse Kim? Your eyes sparkle brighter than any emergency room's lights."

"That's okay! We're all figuring things out. Let's just focus on the adventure of learning about each other, love can wait."

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm just dying to know what kind of sweetness you're hiding inside!"

"Your sexy figure is my paradise, can I be the lucky explorer tonight?"

"Can I follow you home this Valentine's? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, not my GPS."

"Still figuring things out, darling? How about we solve the mystery of chemistry between us tonight?"

"As an English teacher, do you prefer 'pretty' or 'beautiful'? Because I need the perfect adjective for your smile and figure."

"Kitty girl, your purr-fect figure has me feline fine. How about we prowl the town together tonight?"

"Since you asked, I've been trying to figure out if it's your smile or eyes that's got me hooked."

"Forgive me if I'm being forward, but your intellect matches your beauty and it amplifies your stunning figure."

"Catchy! But are they made for speed or distance? Because at this rate, it feels like I might just end up doing a marathon there."