Top 50 Figured Pick Up lines

Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Need help with rhyming Versace

You guys know the “If you adore her, Dior her”. I’m trying to figure out something with Versace

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Hey can you help me out?

I’m trying to become a superhero, but I can’t figure out which one…Superman or Yourman?

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Hey baby, you like motorcycles

No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

Are you a decent father figure

Because you're unreal

The third time the cashier waved to me during the 2020 pandemic, I figured I had to say something, so I asked her, "Would you care to socially distance ourselves over dinner sometime?" for her to say her husband wouldn't approve. The next and final time I saw her, she had her handful of kids in tow.

I finally figured out why you wear glasses

So i won't get drown in your eyes

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

Are you a civil rights attorney?

Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

You know, I can't figure out which taste I wanna know more about,

Your music, or your lips.

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Did you figure out what you're wearing to the Christmas party?

Because you can wear me out!

Hey girl, you Italian?

Y’all figure out the rest...

I need to call Haddaway!

Because I just figured out what love is ;)

Do you like a bargin (For Women) NSFW

Would you like to five figure dis(c**...).

Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

I just got a telephone give me your number and I'll call you once I figure this contraption out.

Can you help me figure out my operating system?

What’s that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured…lips.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

Are you David? Because your sexy figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.