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Top 20 Decided Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Decided chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

  2. Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

    We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

  3. I could lay next to you forever... or until we decide to go eat.

  4. Are you ice cream?

    Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

  5. Baby, I will love you forever, as long as you don't think you can decide over your own body.

  6. Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

  7. (Ordering at McDonalds)

    I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

  8. The Action Hero

    A little backstory to this one.

    One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

    I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

    I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

    I call this, **The Action Hero**

    Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

    I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

    Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

  9. Will you be my Mary-Jane?

    I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

    She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

    The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

    So here we are…

    **Are you watching closely?**


    **Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

    **The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

    ​

    ![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

    **He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

    **But of course... it probably isn't.**

    ​

    ![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

    **The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

    ​

    ![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

    **and makes it do something extraordinary.**

    ​

    ![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

    **Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

    ​

    ![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

    ​

    ![img](lu7mutn38bd41)

    **But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

    ​

    ![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

    **isn't enough;**

    **you have to bring it back.**

    ​

    ![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

    **That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

    ​

    ![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

    **I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

  10. Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

    Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

    Her: No, not really ...
    You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

    Her: Yes.
    You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

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