Top 50 Choose Pick Up lines

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Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.
Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.
Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between baby.
If I were to choose a bending power I would the ability to "bend" your heart!
Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
Don't ever make me choose between you or the game

Because I'll never play you
One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.
Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

Funny choose pickup lines

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue.
If you were a Pokémon, then I'd choose you.

If I've given a choice to choose DNA or RNA, I'll choose RNA because there's U

You're one in a million

So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

Choose me as ur next destination baby.

Charizard's red, Squirtal's blue...

If you were a Pokemon, out of all 890, I would choose you!

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say "I Love You"

Are you Pikachu ?

Because i choose you.

Girl, are you a train

Because I choo choo choose you

Choose your poison

Were your parents...

[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/hv3dfq)

If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

Hey, are you a Pokémon?

Because i choose you.

If i had to choose superpower

I would choose time travel so i can see our future together

If i could choose any alphabet

I would still choose u

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.

(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.

If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!

If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.

I choose you, Pikachu!

If you were a pokemon, i choose you.

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

Are you my Dust II

Because I can’t choose anything else.

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte?
Hey, you're kind of hot!

(And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one)

What did the latte say back to the coffee?
(Thanks!) I like you a latte

If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!