Top 50 Choose Pick Up lines

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Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.
Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.
Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between baby.
If I were to choose a bending power I would the ability to "bend" your heart!
Charmander is red, Squirrel is blue, If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
If I've given a choice to choose DNA or RNA, I'll choose RNA because there's U
You're one in a million

So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

Funny choose pickup lines

Choose me as ur next destination baby.

Charizard's red, Squirtal's blue...

If you were a Pokemon, out of all 890, I would choose you!

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say "I Love You"

Choose your poison

Were your parents...

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Hey, are you a Pokémon?
Because i choose you.

If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.

(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.

If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!

If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

Are you my Dust II

Because I can’t choose anything else.

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

Are you a Pokemon?

Because i'd choose you

If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!

Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte?
Hey, you're kind of hot!

(And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one)

What did the latte say back to the coffee?
(Thanks!) I like you a latte

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

If you were an option in "fuck, marry, kill"...

I'd have to choose to kill myself, because I can't bear not to fuck *and* marry you.

Hey girl, are you Vladimir Putin?

Since the moment i saw you, i knew i couldn't choose another.

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

Of all the fish in the sea, I choose you. Would you be my date to Prom?

I CHOOSE YOU!