Top 50 Choose Pick Up lines

Don't ever make me choose between you or the game

Because I'll never play you

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

Charmender is red, squirtle is blue, if you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

The shape you have chosen is the shape you must piece out. And girl I choose you.

You're one in a million

So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

Choose me as ur next destination baby.

Chidi: Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

Charizard's red, Squirtal's blue...

If you were a Pokemon, out of all 890, I would choose you!

Are you Pikachu ?

Because i choose you.

Girl, are you a train

Because I choo choo choose you

Choose your poison

Were your parents...

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Hey, are you a Pokémon?

Because i choose you.

If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

If I could choose any letter in the alphabet, I would choose "U"

If i could choose any alphabet

I would still choose u

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.



(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.

If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!

If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.

Are you my Dust II

Because I can’t choose anything else.

I choose you, Pikachu!

If you were a pokemon, i choose you.

If universe was like a box of chocolate

I would choose uranus

Are you a Pokemon?

Because i'd choose you

Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte?
Hey, you're kind of hot!

(And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one)

What did the latte say back to the coffee?
(Thanks!) I like you a latte

If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

Choose well, choose me.

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
But it’s what’s in your pants
That I’d like to choose.

With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...