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Top 39 Switch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Switch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

    Because you just switched me to hard mode

  2. Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

    but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

  3. You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

  4. I don't have a switch but...

    I'm sure there is another way we can smash

  5. How would you like to switch the gears of my tractor?

  6. Hey baby, I must be a light switch,

    cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

  7. Am I a light bulb?

    Because you turn me on with the flick of a switch

  8. Are you a switch?

    Because i wanna play smash with you all night long

  9. Did you flip a switch

    Because you turned me on

  10. You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

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What is a Switch pickup line?

Funny switch pickup lines

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?
I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

Are you the off switch?

Because I want to learn how to turn you on

Do you have a off switch? 'Cause you just turned me on.

Are you a Nintendo Switch?

Cause then you could share the joy.

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This is a funny Switch pickup line!

Are you a gamer?

Cause you just switched me to hard mode

You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

Babe, time to switch and combo our elements together.

Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

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Working Switch tinder opener

Hey girl are you my mobile charger switch

Cause i want to turn you on

Want to smash?

Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

Do you mind if I call you "Switch"?

Because you really turn me on...

Yo girl, I'm a switch.

You can turn me on.

I'd switch to emacs for you.

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

I'd switch to a Iphone for you.

My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb— it doesn’t have an off switch.

You're a Switch Axe main, huh? Tell me when you're about to Discharge your Phial.

Babe, once you turn the switch on, there is no turning back.