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Top 46 Switch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Switch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Switch conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

    but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

  2. You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

  3. I don't have a switch but...

    I'm sure there is another way we can smash

  4. Hey girl, are you a light switch?

    Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

  5. I may not be the best looking guy

    But, beauty is just a light switch away

  6. How would you like to switch the gears of my tractor?

  7. You got a light switch? Because you know how to turn me on.

  8. Girl are you dark mode? Because I want to switch you on at night in my bed.

  9. Hey baby, I must be a light switch,

    cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

  10. I’m a light switch

    Will you turn me on?


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What is a Switch pickup line?

Working switch pickup lines

Am I a light bulb?
Because you turn me on with the flick of a switch

Are you a switch?

Because i wanna play smash with you all night long

Did you flip a switch

Because you turned me on

You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

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This is a funny Switch pickup line!

Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.

Do you have a off switch? 'Cause you just turned me on.

Hey girl are you a switch

Because I want to turn you on

Are you a Nintendo Switch?

Cause then you could share the joy.

I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Are you a gamer?

Cause you just switched me to hard mode

You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.

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Working Switch tinder opener

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a light switch

Are you a light switch cas you can't just turn me on and leave

Are you the master switch on the before start checklist?

Cause I wanna turn you on
(Aviation related one for y’all)

Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too..

Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Yo girl, I'm a switch.

You can turn me on.

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

Hey girl are you my mobile charger switch

Cause i want to turn you on

Want to smash?

Girl: ?????
you: *pull out your nintendo switch with super smash bros installed in it*

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.