The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 43 Slide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slide conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a slip and slide?

    Because I want to slip inside you

  2. I want to take my kids to a water slide

    Cam I use your throat

  3. Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

  4. Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.

  5. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

  6. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  7. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  8. You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

  9. I must be a piece of shit

    Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

  10. Do you want to ride me down the slide?

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Funny slide pickup lines

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your kiss after sliding down your throat.

Wanna Go Bowling?

Because I'm trying to slide my balls inside of you.

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

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This is a funny Slide pickup line!

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

I heard you play guitar/ukulele
Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?

Let me slide into your DMs...

And I'll let you slide into me.

Hey baby, are you an Among Us imposter?

Because I want to slide into the vents with you

I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your kiss up and make it hurt for days.

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Thinking about you puts me at ease

As my world slides into chaos, you are my only peace.

Hey girl are you a butter?

Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM

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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Hey are you a water slide

Because you make me wet

Slide in the DM’s like:

Max Get Back here! Sorry he be running off sometimes, but what’s up though?

Any ideas for a girl named paxton?

I'm tryna slide in boys

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.

You wanna grease my slide?

Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

Wanna slide down my pole?