Top 50 Slide Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Slide conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Slide pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Are you a slip and slide?

Because I want to slip inside you
I want to take my kids to a water slide

Cam I use your throat
Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.
Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.
If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

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Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Are you a relaxed Street Fighter player? Because it's time to let things slide.

Babe I want to slide more than your Zoom DM's.

Girl you like butterflies? How about you bring the butter or I will slide in my fly.

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My slider can slide right into your ice.

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

I will nose butter your box if you lip slide my rail.

Hey girl, wanna lip slide my rail?

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

Want to see how my Mega Man can slide and dash into tight spots?

Want to test out my sliding seat?

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Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your kiss after sliding down your throat.

Wanna Go Bowling?

Because I'm trying to slide my balls inside of you.

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Are you a firefighter?
Because you could slide down my pole.

I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?

Let me slide into your DMs...

And I'll let you slide into me.

Hey baby, are you an Among Us imposter?

Because I want to slide into the vents with you

I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your kiss up and make it hurt for days.

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Thinking about you puts me at ease

As my world slides into chaos, you are my only peace.

Hey girl are you a butter?

Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM

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Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Hey are you a water slide

Because you make me wet

Slide in the DM’s like:

Max Get Back here! Sorry he be running off sometimes, but what’s up though?

Any ideas for a girl named paxton?

I'm tryna slide in boys

That is a slide rule in my pocket.

You make my heart slip 'n slide.

Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

Wanna slide down my pole?

Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Slide phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Slide lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.