Top 24 Snap Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Snap pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you the Imposter?

   Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

2. I wrote you a poem

   I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute
   
   And you look mighty fine in a swim suit
   
   Some would say you’re too hot for me
   
   But I think we are meant to be.
   
   Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?
   
   Because that ass id love to clap

3. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

   Because you’re half my universe

4. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

5. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

6. Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

7. Just thought of this and had to write it down

   If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

8. Thanos likes you

   Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

9. I have this friend

   I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

10. Can you be my Thanos?

    Because I want your snap

Funny snap pickup lines

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

I had the idea for this while snapping my her, but I couldn't.... here you go

Her: It looks good on you

Me: Most things do. Including you.

Good one on snap

My bad I’ve been fucking with gifs this whole time when I’d rather be fucking with you.

Do you like rice crispies?

Cus I am gonna snap crackle and pop this d*** in your mouth.

Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?
Cause I got your name but I forgot our date


Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

Are You Thanos?

Because you snap me away

Is your dad President Snow? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention

Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

And ven I snap my fingers, you vill take your clothes off on and remember none of zis..