Top 25 Snap Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Snap pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you the Imposter?

   Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

3. I wrote you a poem

   I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute
   
   And you look mighty fine in a swim suit
   
   Some would say you’re too hot for me
   
   But I think we are meant to be.
   
   Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?
   
   Because that ass id love to clap

4. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

   Because you’re half my universe

5. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

6. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

7. Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

8. Just thought of this and had to write it down

   If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

9. Thanos likes you

   Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

10. I have this friend

    I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

Funny snap pickup lines

Can you be my Thanos?
Because I want your snap

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.

I had the idea for this while snapping my her, but I couldn't.... here you go

Her: It looks good on you

Me: Most things do. Including you.

Your Snap and Crackle makes me Pop.

Do you like rice crispies?

Cus I am gonna snap crackle and pop this d*** in your mouth.

Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date


Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

Are You Thanos?

Because you snap me away

Is your dad President Snow? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention

Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

Do you wanna play I message games?

Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?

Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?