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Top 50 shoot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Shoot chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I won't shoot first in bed.

  2. I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.

  3. Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.

  4. I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

  5. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  6. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.


    (99% Tinder Success Rate)

    Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
    I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
    Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
    but how many of you take home the bacon?
    Are you, Bae Goalz?

    Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

  7. You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

  8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

  9. If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

  10. I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)

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Latest shoot chat up lines

Are you a target?
Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? cause I was stunned when I saw you.

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Allow me to shoot my arrow in your quiver.

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

You're about to work yourself into a shoot.

Call me a gun

Because I'm about to shoot my shot

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you

Hey baby are you school

Cause I wanna shoot some kids up in you

Are you a church?

Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you

Are you a basketball hoop?

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.

Are you a school?

Cause I’d like to shoot some kids up in you.

Is that a gun on your pocket? Because I need you to shoot this zombie behind me.

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

Damn girl, are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you.

Are you a school

Cause i’m tryna shoot kids in you

Get in the van.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get in the car or I'll shoot you.





(with my love gun ofc


)

Hey are you a target?

Cause I want to shoot you

Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot

- Day 121

Hey girl are you an American school...

Coz I wanna shoot some kids in you