The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Shoot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shoot pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  2. I won't shoot first in bed.

  3. I'll shoot my bloodcursed arrow where the sun DON'T shine.

  4. Damn bro are you a gun

    Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth

  5. Are you Arsenal?

    Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.

  6. I don't need to be a cave spider to shoot my web all over you.

  7. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  8. You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

  9. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I tell Cupid to shoot you again?

  10. If you were a deer... I'd shoot you.

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Funny shoot pickup lines

Damn girl, are you a cop?
Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.

I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

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Did you shoot me with a plasma pistol? cause I was stunned when I saw you.

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

If you jump to the top of my flagpole, fireworks shoot of my castle...............seriously.

Allow me to shoot my arrow in your quiver.

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

Are you a gun?

Because I want you shooting your load in my mouth

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

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Call me a gun

Because I'm about to shoot my shot

Are you Sandy Hook Elementary?

Because I want to shoot kids in you.

Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you

Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.

Walk up to a man in a bar

Picture this



Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.

"Lickety split, lick my clit"

And wink.

Gets em' every time

Damn girl are you a school?

Because I want to shoot some kids in you.

I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you

Hey baby are you school

Cause I wanna shoot some kids up in you

You had me at "Hand Up Don't Shoot"

Are you a church?

Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you

Are you a basketball hoop?

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.