Top 50 Roses Red Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Roses Red pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Roses Red conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. Roses are red i know your fourteen

   But just get in the van and don’t make a scene

3. Roses are red, you're so great...

   Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

4. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

   Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

5. Roses are red, you are a cutie

   You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

6. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

   Today's my cake day we should make it a date

7. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

   Poetry's hard but so am I

8. Roses are red, whales are grey

   Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?

9. Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

   Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

10. Rose are red, carona is a virus

    Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

Funny roses red pickup lines

Roses are red, violets are blue
DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action

Roses are red

So come to my bed

Roses are red, my face is too...

That only happens when I am with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red ,Violets are fine

U be the six

I be the nine

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 10 fingers 11th one is for you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Roses are red, marvel films are shitty, the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your titty.

Roses are red, so are your lips...

You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Roses are red, concrete is grey

Come to my room, we'll kiss OK?

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.

Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you

Roses are red, violets are blue

You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue, with a tongue like that I’ll pay for the room