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Top 50 School Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty School pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy School conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  2. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head

    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)

    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

  3. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  4. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  5. Hey girl, are you an American high school?

    'Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of 'ya.

  6. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  7. Girl, are you a school?

    I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

  8. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  9. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  10. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

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Funny school pickup lines

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

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If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Are you a school shooter?

Because you're Colum-fine.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

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You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey girl, are you a school?

Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

I have seen your grades at school.

So this D won't hurt that bad...