Top 50 School Pick Up lines
School is a very important place in your life. It is where you meet new people and potentially find your true love. We have compiled the best list of school pick up lines for you to use in high school, middle school or university. These pick up lines feature several common schooling themes such as common school classes like chemistry and physics, school events and activities, and school equipment.
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?
Because when I go to school you always end up in my head
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.
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Hey are you Maths Homework
Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.
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Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
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Girl, are you a school?
I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Working school pickup lines
You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.
This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you're CuTe.
Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
Are you a school?
Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.
Are you a school shooter?
Because you're Colum-fine.
Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.
My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.
You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.
For when getting rejected:
Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!
What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.
Are you a school?
Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you