You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

I must say that high school was h**..., but you were the hottest thing there.

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Girl, you take me back to elementary school. I say my ABC’s to you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey girl, are you a school?

Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

I have seen your grades at school.

So this D won't hurt that bad...

"In this school full of art, your shy smile in that uniform is my favorite masterpiece."

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

"Are you a highlighter? Because everything seems dull until you brighten my day."

"Do they say you're a magnet at school? Because I feel a strong attraction that can't be repelled."

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Your skills in school projects are as captivating as your origin from Israel; both extraordinarily beautiful and irresistible."

"In that school uniform, you're not just a sight to behold, you're the choreography that teaches my heart to dance."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"As a teacher, I've always been fascinated by smart minds. But your beauty just gave me the best lesson in chemistry."

"You make black look so elegant, it's like the darkness is dancing when you step into the room."

"Studying all day must be tough, but flexing those muscles must be tougher. Want to compare notes on our workouts?"

"You pull my heartstrings better than you play your violin, care to dance?"

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the solutions to my equation of happiness."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to avoid eye contact in class."

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Living in Israel must be divine, but darling, even the Holy Land pales compared to your heavenly beauty."

"School's out for me, but darling, you're the only lesson I ever want to study again."

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"Seeing you shine on that stage tonight, I couldn't help but imagine us dancing to the rhythm of love together."

"In the lessons of love at SVC, they taught us to 'Arise, Awake and Stop Not'...until we find the perfect girl. Guess my search stops at you."

"In black you're a sight, sharp as a raven's flight. At 18 or any age, you're the star of my stage."

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'Annual Day'? Because you're definitely the grand celebration of my life!"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Despite our age gap, my love for you is as boundless as the knowledge I've gained in school."

"Is your talent in school projects from Israel? Because you've certainly mastered the art of occupying my thoughts."

"Your presence makes this school annual day more special, like a star headlining the night's grand show."

"Ever thought about trading those dresses for jeans more often? You'd give a whole new definition to 'school's in session.'"

"Are you Hitler's art school? Because I can't forget you, even if history wants me to."

"Just like the island breeze of Fiji, your smile in SVC's corridors brings a refreshing twist to my day."

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"In my school of art, your shy smile is my favorite part, could I sketch a start, to the masterpiece of your heart?"

"Are we doing a school project? Because I'm definitely 'falling' for your gravitational pull."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because you're a connection stronger than my study motivation."

"Have you been studying the art of beauty? Because your uniform can't hide that masterpiece."

"Just like Swami Vivekananda, every time I see you, I'm inspired to arise, awake, and stop not until I have your heart."