You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

Are you a school?

Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

I must say that high school was h**..., but you were the hottest thing there.

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Girl, you take me back to elementary school. I say my ABC’s to you.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey girl, are you a school?

Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

Are you a school bus?

Cuz I wanna fill you with kids

I have seen your grades at school.

So this D won't hurt that bad...

"In the lessons of love at SVC, they taught us to 'Arise, Awake and Stop Not'...until we find the perfect girl. Guess my search stops at you."

"Do they say you're a magnet at school? Because I feel a strong attraction that can't be repelled."

"Living in Israel must be divine, but darling, even the Holy Land pales compared to your heavenly beauty."

"I must be skipping class because your beauty has me distracted—how about a study session sometime? See ya!"

"Are you made of darkness and mystery? Because I can't resist the allure of your hidden depths."

"Are you a highlighter? Because everything seems dull until you brighten my day."

"Are you my homework? Because I'm not asking for help, but I can't wait to spread you out on my desk tonight."

"School's out for me, but darling, you're the only lesson I ever want to study again."

"Are you a school bully? Because every time I see you, my heart gets its lunch money stolen."

"Seeing you shine on that stage tonight, I couldn't help but imagine us dancing to the rhythm of love together."

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the solutions to my equation of happiness."

"Studying all day must be tough, but flexing those muscles must be tougher. Want to compare notes on our workouts?"

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Your skills in school projects are as captivating as your origin from Israel; both extraordinarily beautiful and irresistible."

"Is your schedule as busy as mine? Because I’d love to make room for a coffee study break together!"

"In black you're a sight, sharp as a raven's flight. At 18 or any age, you're the star of my stage."

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

"You make black look so elegant, it's like the darkness is dancing when you step into the room."

"In this school full of art, your shy smile in that uniform is my favorite masterpiece."

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to avoid eye contact in class."

"You pull my heartstrings better than you play your violin, care to dance?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'Annual Day'? Because you're definitely the grand celebration of my life!"

"In that school uniform, you're not just a sight to behold, you're the choreography that teaches my heart to dance."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"As a teacher, I've always been fascinated by smart minds. But your beauty just gave me the best lesson in chemistry."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my anatomy textbook again?"

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Hey, I may teach middle school, but when I saw you, my heart skipped to college level romance."

"If you're as good at romance as you are with school projects, then I'm about to ace my love life."

Did we have chemistry class together? Because I'm feeling a strong reaction whenever you're around.

"Are you a sharp note? Because my cello strings vibrate only for your violin's melody."

Are you a math problem? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I'd love to try.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your chemistry class, but I love the distraction.

"I'd love to share my notes with you anytime, beauty like yours deserves an A+."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"Despite our age gap, my love for you is as boundless as the knowledge I've gained in school."

"Just like Swami Vivekananda, every time I see you, I'm inspired to arise, awake, and stop not until I have your heart."

"You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real and yet, you're the solution to my equation."

"Are you a shoujo anime? Because my heart's fluttering like a high school romance on episode one."

"Have you been studying the art of beauty? Because your uniform can't hide that masterpiece."

"Is your talent in school projects from Israel? Because you've certainly mastered the art of occupying my thoughts."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because you're a connection stronger than my study motivation."

"In my school of art, your shy smile is my favorite part, could I sketch a start, to the masterpiece of your heart?"

"Mind if I follow your path? Because your intellect shines brighter than any star at Swami Vivekananda College."

"Ever thought about trading those dresses for jeans more often? You'd give a whole new definition to 'school's in session.'"

"Are you a perfect score? Because I can't stop thinking about wanting to get you."

"Are you a Gilmore Girl? Because my heart races faster than Rory at a Friday night dinner!"

"Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes between English and Math class."

"Are we doing a school project? Because I'm definitely 'falling' for your gravitational pull."

"Just like the island breeze of Fiji, your smile in SVC's corridors brings a refreshing twist to my day."

Ah, the classic “going to school” ritual. I’ve heard it’s where all the cool kids learn how to adult. Still waiting for my diploma!

"Did they skip the 'Miss Annual School Day' award because they knew it would be an unfair competition with you around?"

"Are you a highlighter? Because whenever you walk into a room, you make everything brighter."

"Are you Hitler's art school? Because I can't forget you, even if history wants me to."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in my school-uniform-knowledge!"

"You're the solution to all my problems, sweetheart. Can you be my homework too, so I can do you all night?"

"With your brains and beauty, who needs help? Israel sure produced a divine masterpiece with you."

Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you?

"With your brains and beauty, this project won't just ace, it'll redefine grading scales."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together, making every day hotter than your last school run."

"Rica, my past feelings may have changed, but my appreciation for your strength and fire hasn't."

"Did you just arrive from school? Because your intelligence is even more captivating than your beauty."

"Just like our instruments, I feel we could create beautiful music together. School dance date?"

"Are you a school project? Because I can't stop thinking about how to make you my top grade."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a senior in high school, 'cause I'm falling for you.

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Just like homework, you're the first thing I think about when I come home from school."

"In an old school party full of disco balls, you're the dazzling light catching my eyes, care for a dance?"

"Are you a textbook? Because I can't help but want to study you all night long."

"Do you have a map to class? Because I just got lost in your eyes and need help finding my way."

"Living in Israel must be heavenly because it's clear they've lost an angel. Fancy helping me discover divine love?"

"Is your name Fiji? Because just like our beloved college, you're an island paradise of fascinating mysteries to me."

"From school to home, your beauty must have increased the neighborhood's value; it's off the charts."

"Are you from SVC Fiji? Because just like the school motto, you too are leading me towards selfless service and pure love."

"In our school of life, you are the masterpiece that outshines every artist's dream."

That’s awesome! Business minds are so intriguing. I bet you have some great ideas brewing. What’s your favorite subject in school?

"Rica, I'm not trying to hold onto the past, I'm reaching out to a future where you're smiling with me."

"Is your dress made of stars? Because in the sea of black, you shine brighter than any constellation I've known."

Are you a school? Because I want to fill you with knowledge...and my love.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after we've both aced this algebra test together?"

Are you a teacher? Because you just schooled me in the art of stealing hearts.

"Is that a school dress, or did you just graduate from being absolutely irresistible?"

"You're volunteering to help on my project? Well, I can't wait to explore the chemistry between us, academically and otherwise."

"Who needs Google when I have you? You're not just my online friend, you're my search engine for desire."

"Hey Irina, if you were a High School DxD episode, you'd definitely be the finale - the unforgettable climax!"

"Did you plan our school's Annual Day? Because ever since I saw you, everything else seems uneventful."

"Do you flex your mind as much as you do your muscles at school, because both are impressively strong."

"Can I borrow a kiss, miss? I promise to keep it casual, just like a laid back Sunday with an old-school twist."

"Is it just me, or are you the live version of the school's annual achievement? Because you're surpassing all expectations!"

"Rica, your charm may intimidate others, but to me, it's just a reminder of why I fell for you before."

Are you a school? Cause I’d like to shoot kids inside you

"Are you my homework? Because I can't get you out of my mind and I'm definitely going to do you tonight."

"Our school might be full of sketchbooks, but only you have drawn my attention completely."

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

"Your performance was as breathtaking as your beauty, can I get a private encore tonight?"

"Is your notebook empty? Because I'd love to fill it with the story of us."

Are you made of darkness? Because every time I try to figure you out, I end up silenced.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that's making me want to stay close to you.