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Top 50 School Pick Up lines

School is a very important place in your life. It is where you meet new people and potentially find your true love. We have compiled the best list of school pick up lines for you to use. These pick up lines feature several common schooling themes such as common school subjects, school events and activities, and school equipment.

  1. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you always end up in my head

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  4. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  5. Girl, are you a school?

    I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

  6. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  7. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  8. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  9. Are you made of copper and tellurium?

    Because you're CuTe.

  10. You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?


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What is a School pickup line?

Working school pickup lines

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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This is a funny School pickup line!

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

Are you a school?
Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Are you a school shooter?

Because you're Colum-fine.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

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Working School tinder opener

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Girl, are you my school home work? Because we will have a long night together.

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

Are you a school?

Cause i’m about to shoot some kids inside of you

Girl, you take me back to elementary school. I say my ABC’s to you.

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK