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Top 50 School Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of School chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  2. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  3. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  4. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  5. You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

  6. Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

  7. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  8. I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

  9. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

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I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school shooter?

Because you're Colum-fine.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey girl, are you a school?

Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

Summer must be over, because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.

Hey baby are you school

Cause I wanna shoot some kids up in you

Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

Because I’d totally give you a shot

Are you a school?

Cause I’d like to shoot some kids up in you.

Damn girl, are you a school?

Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you.

Are you a school

Cause i’m tryna shoot kids in you

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day. Do you like Chemistry? Because I've got my ion you!

Im no school administrator but there's an extension program going on in my trousers...

Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Are you a school?

Cause I want to send children inside you.