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Top 50 School Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty School pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  2. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head



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  3. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  4. In school I was voted most likely to meet the woman of my dreams Hi.

  5. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  6. Girl, are you a school?

    I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

  7. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  8. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  9. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  10. You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

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What is a School pickup line?


Funny school pickup lines

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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This is a funny School pickup line!

I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

Are you a school?
Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

Are you a school

Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

Are you a school shooter?

Because you're Colum-fine.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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Working School tinder opener

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey girl, are you a school?

Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

Are you a school?

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
(Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)