Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness d**... in your mouth?

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?

"Is your name Cardio? Because my heart races at the thought of you getting fit and fabulous!"

"Is your body from a fitness magazine? Because it's delivering a workout to my heart."

Your dedication to fitness shines, like a diamond in the rough. Can I spot you sometime?

"Is your body from the gym or the kitchen? Because you're serving both fitness and flavor that's hard to resist."

You must be a gym rat because you're looking so fit and toned, I can't help but be attracted to you.

s**... burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

"Your body's more sculpted than any gym I've been to, can't help but admire your dedication, and... those abs."

"Are you a gingerbread lady? Because I've been following your crumbs of fitness all over the gym."

"So you're hitting the gym later? Mind if I join? I need to work on my fitness... fitness whole conversation in your heart."

"Working on your fitness? Because you definitely just lifted my heart rate."

Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out somewhere else?

"Is your workout routine a secret? Because that stunning body of yours is my new fitness goal."

"Seeing your fit body inspires me, fancy a gym date where we challenge each other and build more than muscles?"

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because when I see you, my heart rate reaches peak performance."

"Your toned body's caught my eye, how about we break a sweat together at the gym and turn up the heat?"

"You're the only weight I want to lift, your smile's already lifted my world."

"Is your body from a gym? Because those solid shoulders and biceps are creating a fitness goal in my heart."

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because every time I see you, my heart rate quickens and I can't help but sweat."

"Do you believe in love at first squat? Because when I saw you, I knew we were a perfect fit."

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

"Is your body from fitness? Because I'm losing my breath trying to keep up with your breathtaking beauty."

"Are you a gym? Because you've got me sweating and feeling weak in the knees."

"Is your name Holly, or should I just call you 'Goals'? Because supporting you is my new fitness regime!"

"I'm not just a cop, darling. I'm also your body's personal fitness trainer, eager to take your breath away."

"Is your body from fitness? Because you're shaping up to be my most favorite exercise routine."

"Do you believe in fitness? Because I've been shaping up my life in hopes of fitting you in."

"Ever need a spotter at the gym? Because I've been training to be there for you, in and outside of fitness."

Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

"I've always been into fitness, but meeting you just raised my heart rate to an all-time high."

"Working on your fitness? Because your beauty already outlifts my expectations."

"You're so fit, every day must be leg day, because you've been running through my mind all day."

Are you a gym membership? Because I'd like to keep coming back for more of your fitness.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I squat again? You're looking fitter than a gym model."

"Do you always light up the gym with your golden locks and sculpted figure, or is it just for me?"

Your energy in the gym makes my heart race, you're a true fitness grace.

"With a physique like yours, I bet you can handle more than just weights. How about a gym date challenge?"

"With a body like yours, I'm sure even dumbbells get jealous. How about we level up the game and hit the gym?"

"Do you support Tottenham? Because your fitness level has me feeling like I've scored the winning goal."

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you

Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!

Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

Hey there! It's your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, my name's [name]. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.

How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

I have more MASS than a church on sunday!

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I'm feeling a little woozy.

I hope you took your Flinstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

I should be working out right now, but I'm talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I'm afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.

I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows

Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.

My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.

Sorry, but you owe me a water. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

That stairmaster isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?

They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. That's where I get the most resistance

Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?

Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

You got a new iPod. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.

You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you've got hot buns.

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?

Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

Do you squat here often?

Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

Let's do lunge.

I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you!

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

Can you close the bracelet for me?

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

Do you have a band-aid? Because I'm cut!

Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Do you think that class instructor good?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin' out my package.

Don't go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.