Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness d**... in your mouth?

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?

"Is it gym time or just your pole dancing skills that keep you so stunningly fit and irresistibly sexy?"

"Is your body from a fitness magazine? Because it's delivering a workout to my heart."

"Your body's more sculpted than any gym I've been to, can't help but admire your dedication, and... those abs."

s**... burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

"Are you a gingerbread lady? Because I've been following your crumbs of fitness all over the gym."

"So you're hitting the gym later? Mind if I join? I need to work on my fitness... fitness whole conversation in your heart."

"Girl, your fit body is my motivation. Let's turn this into a friendly competition, how about a gym date?"

Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out somewhere else?

"Is your workout routine a secret? Because that stunning body of yours is my new fitness goal."

"Seeing your fit body inspires me, fancy a gym date where we challenge each other and build more than muscles?"

"Your toned body's caught my eye, how about we break a sweat together at the gym and turn up the heat?"

"You're the only weight I want to lift, your smile's already lifted my world."

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because when I see you, my heart rate reaches peak performance."

"Are you a fitness instructor? Because every time I see you, my heart rate quickens and I can't help but sweat."

"Do you believe in love at first squat? Because when I saw you, I knew we were a perfect fit."

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

"Is your name Holly, or should I just call you 'Goals'? Because supporting you is my new fitness regime!"

"Is your body from fitness? Because I'm losing my breath trying to keep up with your breathtaking beauty."

"I'm not just a cop, darling. I'm also your body's personal fitness trainer, eager to take your breath away."

"Are you a fitness freak? Because my heart is doing gymnastics every time I see your pole dance moves."

"Is your body from fitness? Because you're shaping up to be my most favorite exercise routine."

"Do you believe in fitness? Because I've been shaping up my life in hopes of fitting you in."

"Ever need a spotter at the gym? Because I've been training to be there for you, in and outside of fitness."

Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

"You're so fit, every day must be leg day, because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Working on your fitness? Because your beauty already outlifts my expectations."

"Do you always light up the gym with your golden locks and sculpted figure, or is it just for me?"

"Are you a barbell? Because I can't resist picking you up."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I squat again? You're looking fitter than a gym model."

"With a physique like yours, I bet you can handle more than just weights. How about a gym date challenge?"

"Do you support Tottenham? Because your fitness level has me feeling like I've scored the winning goal."

"With a body like yours, I'm sure even dumbbells get jealous. How about we level up the game and hit the gym?"

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin' out my package.

Don't go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you

Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!

Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

Hey there! It's your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Hi, my name's [name]. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.

How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

I have more MASS than a church on sunday!

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I'm feeling a little woozy.

I hope you took your Flinstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I'm afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.

I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows