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Top 50 Coffee Shop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coffee Shop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Coffee Shop conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  2. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  3. I bet you don’t like drips.

  4. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  5. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

  6. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

  7. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

  8. Do you want me to grind that for you?

  9. Wanna go on a doppio date?

  10. I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

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Funny coffee shop pickup lines

Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

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Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

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Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn.

I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

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Working Coffee Shop tinder opener

Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so caramel me maybe?

Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

Hey, wait, give me another shot!

Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us. 

Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.