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Top 50 Tea Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tea pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

  2. My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

  3. Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

  4. You're the honey to my tea.

  5. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

  6. You're like my tea: Hot and British!

  7. Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are a hottie.

  8. Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

  9. Would you like to go for some tea?

  10. Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.

Funny tea pickup lines

I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.

Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

If you were a tea,

You would definitely be a cu- tea

This cup of tea is too hot...like dat ass.

Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

You won't like a coffee date with me

Because you are Cu-Tea ;)

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

You're just my cup of tea!

Are you a kind of tea?

Because you better than everyone else by a chamomile

Hey girl are you coffee?

Cuz I’m more of a tea person myself.

Hey girl, are you tea?

Because you're cutiie

I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea

Cause I’ll bust on your face

Sweet tea or sweetie?

Are you a glass of sweet tea cuz you look like a sweetie.

Hey girl, is your name Lipton?

Because you seem like a sweet-tea

Hey girl, are you a common drink in britain?

Because you're a hot tea!

Are you a cup of tea?

Because I couldnt stand going through the day without having you once

Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).

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Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.

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She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea

Are you a boba tea?

Coz you can choke me with your balls anyday

Is your name Earl Grey?

Because you look like a hot-tea.

Hey are you a boba tea?

Because I crave for you everyday ( only usable until the trend dies or boba teas suck in terms of taste )