"I feel you! I once thought washing my car would be relaxing... but it turned into a soap fight with my neighbor! Who knew? 😂"

"Is it too much to wish I was your soap, sliding over your divine curves as you take that shower?"

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I want us to make some suds-ational memories together."

Are you made of soap? Because I can't help but feel the urge to get all lathered up with you in the shower.

"I’d try to act cool, but then accidentally slip on soap and create a viral dance move called 'the wet noodle.'"

"Is it illegal to fall for a cop? Because your muscles have me wanting to commit the cute crime of passion."

"Are you my soap, because I keep dropping everything else when I catch sight of you!"

Are you made of soap? Because I'd love to get all lathered up with you in a shower.

Did you drop the soap? Because I'm ready to sweep you off your feet!

"I'd give anything to be your soap bar, tracing every curve and leaving you feeling refreshed and adored."

"Did you just step out of a soap opera? Because your dramatic entrance swept me right off my feet."

Are you soap? Because you make my heart sudsy and my world a whole lot cleaner.

Are you made of soap? Because I can't resist getting all bubbly with you tonight.

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I need you to clean up my act."

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I feel myself slipping for you every time I see you."

"With all that soap, I can’t tell what’s more irresistible—your curves or the irresistible urge to join you!"

Are you a bar of soap? Because I'm feeling extra bubbly and sudsy around you.

"Are those soap bubbles or just your irresistible charm making me want to get closer in the shower?"

"Oh, so you're saying you can out-drama the season finale of a soap opera? That's impressive!"

Are you made of soap? Because I can't wait to lather up with you in the shower.

"Even without a shower, you still shine like a diamond. Can I be your soap tonight?"

"Need a hand with the soap? Because darlin', you're too hot to handle alone."

"Just like a bar of soap, every moment with you leaves me feeling cleaner, fresher, and begging for more."

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

"Excuse me, would you hold my hand? This soap dispenser says 'Push', but I prefer not to do things alone."

Are you a bar of soap? Because I want to rub you all over me in the shower.

"I'd probably start a game of 'Guess the shampoo scent' while trying not to slip on your soap. Spoiler: it’s a slippery slope!"

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

If you were my partner in crime

I’d drop the soap on purpose

Are you made of soap? Because every time I see you, I drop everything!

"Officer, I must be a lawbreaker, because your chiseled physique has me ready to plead guilty to being irresistibly attracted."

Are you a soap dispenser? Because I'd love to get all lathered up with you in the shower.

Are you a bar of soap? Because I feel like I'm getting cleaner just standing next to you.

"Baby, you're like my favorite soap - irresistibly smooth, incredibly soothing, and I crave your touch every morning."

Are you made of soap? Because every time I see you in the bathroom, I want to get dirty.

"Are you going to the shower? Allow me to be your soap, gliding on every curve of your divine body."

"You must be a bar of soap, because every time I see you, you make my heart rate lather up."

Hey, are you a bar of soap? Because you make me feel clean and refreshed just by being around you.

Are you made of soap? Because every time I'm near you, I can't help but feel lathered in happiness.

"Excuse me, officer? Is it illegal to steal a policeman's heart, cause I'm guilty as charged."

"Not even soap could wash away the beauty that radiates from you, my dirty little secret."

"You must be the law because every part of you screams 'fine', makes me want to be a repeat offender."

"I imagine I'd just be trying to look suave while secretly hoping you wouldn't notice my soap opera-worthy hair flip! 😂"

Are you made of soap? Because you're creating all kinds of sudsy excitement in this bath.

"Is your shower big enough for two? Because your beauty, it's too stunning to only be admired by soap bubbles."

"Are you made of soap? Because I can't seem to handle you without getting all hot and slippery."

I hope you're not a bar of soap, because I'd never let you slip away!

"Are you a soap opera? Because your drama has me hooked and waiting for the next episode."

"If your beauty was a soap, I'd be lathering up all day just to catch a glimpse of you."

Are you hand soap?

Because I wanna eat you

"Is your name Soap? Because I feel like we're about to have a 'bath' taking encounter."

"You must be a soap, because you've got me slipping into thoughts of you in that steamy shower."

Are you a bar of soap? Because I can't resist falling for you.

"You and I in the shower would be a perfect match, just like soap and water."

Make sure to use that waterproof soap! You don't want to come out smelling like a wet dog. 🐶🛁

Drama-free is the way to be! I’m just here for the snacks and bad puns, not a soap opera. What’s your snack of choice?

"I must be a bar of soap because I can't help but slide into your shower dreams."

"Are you a bath soap? Cause I find myself slipping into the thought of you every time I'm naked and wet."

"Is your name Ariel? Because it seems we mermaid for each other in this sea of soap and bubbles."

"Is it just me or does this hand soap smell like heaven? It's second only to the scent of your perfume."

Hey, next time you take a bath,

Can I be your soap?

Take a shower

I wish you were soap so i could feel you all over me

If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.