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Top 50 Clean Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clean pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Clean conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

    Will you take me out?

  2. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  3. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  4. Baby, you make me want to get dirtier than clean coal.

  5. I want to clean your dock connector.

  6. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  7. Do you know how to clean a gun?

  8. You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

  9. Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

  10. I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

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Let me clean that seat for you
*Take your towel and wipe your face*

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

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My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

Do you have skid marks?
Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

Dentist: Its been a while since you've come in for a cleaning sweety.

Let's get this cavity search started.

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.


Not as hard as some others but I need a clean, clever line. Thanks in advance.

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"

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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Did you clean your pants with Windex?

I can almost see myself in them.

You be as wet as my cleaning cloth when i'm finished with you.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.

Babe, I won't shoot for a clean kill, I am going to shoot all night long.

How about we earn you a cleaning fee.

I’ll deep clean your systems.