Do you know how to clean a gun?

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

Your lips look dirty. I can clean them up for you.

We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

How do you clean snow from your goggles? Because I can just use my tongue, for mine.

"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Need help transforming this room into a paradise? Because with you, it already feels like one."

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."

"Is your name Dial? Because you've got that clean allure that's making me want to shower you with attention."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Is it just me or does everything look cleaner when I'm missing your captivating presence?"

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Missing you is a chore, baby, because no amount of cleaning can sweep you off my mind."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I can't resist how you make my white tee...and heart, sparkle clean!"

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"Does your broom also sweep men off their feet? Because damn, you've got me completely swept away."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee, desperate to be kept clean and smothered in your love."

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

"I may not be a wrestler, but I can definitely mess up your clean room and leave with your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"Some see a wet rat, I see an opportunity to show you how well I clean up."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me clean and bright."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love to stay clean and dazzling."

"I may not be a dusty shelf, but your touch makes me feel brand new and shiny every time."

"I miss seeing your beautiful smile, but watching you clean makes me realize you sweep me off my feet every time."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Watching you clean is a sight to behold, babe. Anticipating your message is as exciting as your curves."

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

"I don't mind you pinning me down; your strength is a turn on. Fancy leaving this room a mess and those shorts with me?"

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

"I can't help but admire the way you clean your room, almost as captivating as your smile."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my room-cleaning robot?"

"Like a pickup truck, you're rugged and dirty, but I bet you clean up real good in the right hands."

"Your beauty outshines all the grime, darling, can't wait for your text to lighten up my day."

"Your beauty outshines the sparkle you've put into this room, can't wait for your text to light up my screen."

"Excuse me, but isn't it unfair that even while tidying up, you're captivating enough to mess with my heart?"

"Hey Tameka, are you laundry detergent? Because I'm your white tee, and I need your love to stay clean and bright."

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"I don't mind you tackling me like your opponents, as long as the aftermath leaves your room as messy as my hair."

"Like a white tee in a mud fight, your beauty makes it hard to stay clean; yet, I can't resist loving you."

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"Are you a white tee? Because I want to keep you clean and close to my heart, just like my feelings for you."

"Are you a white tee? Cause I promise to never spill my feelings but always keep them clean for you."

"Watching you work is an art; your allure outshines the grime. How about we continue this over text once you're done?"

"You're a boxer with a spotless ring, I'm the lucky guy who's gonna make your room as messy as our wild encounters."

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"How about we turn this clean room into a wrestling ring where I'm pinned down, and your sweaty shorts are my trophy?"

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

"I don't mind your sweaty shorts as my trophy, just as long as you promise to pin me down like your opponents."

"Is it a coincidence we're both here or is the universe telling us to clean up our solitary lives together?"

"Ever seen a man in a maid suit before? Well, I aim to clean up all your doubts about true love."

"You've wrestled opponents in the ring, now how about we wrestle in your clean sheets and leave them all tangled?"

"Are you a laundry detergent, Tameka? Because I need someone who will love, love, love to keep me as clean as a white tee."