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Top 50 Clean Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clean pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

    Will you take me out?

  2. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  3. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  4. Baby, you make me want to get dirtier than clean coal.

  5. Hey tie your shoes

    Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

    Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  6. I want to clean your dock connector.

  7. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  8. Do you know how to clean a gun?

  9. You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

  10. Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

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What is a Clean pickup line?

Funny clean pickup lines

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

Let me clean that seat for you

*Take your towel and wipe your face*

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

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Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

My job is to clean the streets...
But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Do you have skid marks?

Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

Dentist: Its been a while since you've come in for a cleaning sweety.

Let's get this cavity search started.

Did you clean your pants with Windex?

I can almost see myself in them.

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Working Clean tinder opener

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Hey girl are you the Mr. Clean magic eraser?

Because you just erased all traces of my girlfriend from my mind.

You be as wet as my cleaning cloth when i'm finished with you.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.

Babe, I won't shoot for a clean kill, I am going to shoot all night long.