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Top 50 clean Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Clean chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  2. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  3. Baby, you make me want to get dirtier than clean coal.

  4. Hey tie your shoes

    Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

    Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  5. I want to clean your dock connector.

  6. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  7. Do you know how to clean a gun?

  8. You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

  9. Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

  10. I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

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Latest clean chat up lines

Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Do you need help cleaning out your car?

I’d love to help by handling all that junk in your trunk.

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

Do you have skid marks?

Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.

You remind me of my bedroom
The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

Looks like I am going to have to wash my face

You should have a clean place to sit.

Dentist: Its been a while since you've come in for a cleaning sweety.

Let's get this cavity search started.


Not as hard as some others but I need a clean, clever line. Thanks in advance.

Hey girl are you the Mr. Clean magic eraser?

Because you just erased all traces of my girlfriend from my mind.

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.

We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.

Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.

Babe, I won't shoot for a clean kill, I am going to shoot all night long.

How about we earn you a cleaning fee.

I’ll deep clean your systems.

I’d like to clean your plasma conduits.