Top 50 Clear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
I want you to clear all my jelly.
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.
Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!
To her, you were jargon. To me, clear-cut.

Funny clear pickup lines

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

Roses are red, i am fine

Let me clear this for you, will you be mine

Is your back blast area all clear?

Clearly, you used to be a tree

Coz I got wood from you

Enjoying view here by the beach right?
Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened.

EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.

My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future.
:)

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Albert Einstein said that nothing is faster than light.

Well he clearly hasn't seen how fast I've fallen for you.

It sounds like coast is clear now and we need to leave this hut to surviive, ladies first.

You must be Saint Kitts, because you clearly Nevis man/woman in your life.

I’m not sure if you’re from the Solomon Islands, but I think it’s clear we’re Solo-mont to be.

Are you from the Honduras?

Because you clearly Honduras-timate how attractive you are.

Wow are you from the Islas Malvinas?

Because I’ve clearly Falkland for you.

Grab your coat. You've pulled

Direct and clear no need for bullshit

Are you the New Year?

Because my love for you is as clear as 20 20

Hey cutie is your name ben?

Cause to me you're a clear ten.

If u can't enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn't for u.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.