Top 50 Clear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Clear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
I want you to clear all my jelly.
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.
Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!
To her, you were jargon. To me, clear-cut.

Funny clear pickup lines

Help a brotha out
I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

Some say the world is flat

Looking at my world and I can clearly see you're not flat

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

Is your back blast area all clear?

Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

Clearly, you used to be a tree

Coz I got wood from you

My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future.
:)

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

Albert Einstein said that nothing is faster than light.

Well he clearly hasn't seen how fast I've fallen for you.

It sounds like coast is clear now and we need to leave this hut to surviive, ladies first.

Hey cutie is your name ben?

Cause to me you're a clear ten.

I’m not sure if you’re from the Solomon Islands, but I think it’s clear we’re Solo-mont to be.

Grab your coat. You've pulled

Direct and clear no need for bullshit

Are you the New Year?

Because my love for you is as clear as 20 20

Are you from the Honduras?

Because you clearly Honduras-timate how attractive you are.

You must be Saint Kitts, because you clearly Nevis man/woman in your life.

Wow are you from the Islas Malvinas?

Because I’ve clearly Falkland for you.

If u can't enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn't for u.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.