I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

Is your love like a spring morning? Because waking up next to you feels like a fresh start every day.

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.

You know what I want tonight? All natural fresh chick like you.

Staring at you is better than looking at freshly baked cookies.

"I guess 'chic' is too mainstream for you. Your uniqueness is like a breath of fresh air."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Resisting you is like refusing a breath of fresh air; impossible and not something I'd ever want."

"Just like a tic tac, you're small, sweet, and totally irresistible. Can I taste your minty freshness?"

"You may say you hate me, but how about we start fresh over coffee and rewrite our story?"

"Are you a pack of Tic Tac? Because your freshness has become my breath's necessity."

"It's brave to learn from our past and still believe in love. Here's to a fresh start and making beautiful memories."

"Are you a baker? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like a freshly baked cake."

"Your smile outshines the dawn, a new day is born, can we share a love as fresh as the morn?"

"I know you're mad, but even your anger can't hide your radiant beauty. Can we start fresh?"

"Well, I'm excellent at making breakfast in bed; imagine waking up to fresh coffee and my adoring gaze."

"Couldn't help but comment, your post was like a breath of fresh air in the often dull world of social media."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because every time I see you, my life becomes as fresh and bright as a white tee."

You know what else is always fresh? My c**....

"Sweet as a cupcake, hot as a freshly baked pie - girl, are you sure you're not straight out of my oven?"

"True, but sometimes a fresh perspective brings unexpected joy. Shall we explore that?"

"Is your name Henry Cavill? Because every moment with you is as delightful as a freshly baked book."

"Are we making art? Because your beauty could ruin a fresh bedsheet masterpiece."

"Your lips are like fresh strawberries, can I be the lucky one to experience their sweet flavor?"

You must have just stepped out of the bath, because you're making me feel all hot and steamy.

"Just like fresh-cut roses, your scent intoxicates me. Care to share some more of that sweet aroma tonight?"

"Are you a fresh cup of coffee? Cause just your presence wakes up all my senses."

"Your beauty is so captivating, it deserves fresh air more than a puff. Do you mind if I steal your breath away?"

"Good morning, my knight. Maybe one day we could enjoy a sunrise together. Your words are as warming as a fresh cup of coffee."

"Do you have a piece of gum? Because you're so fresh, I can't resist sticking around for a good laugh!"

"Excuse me, are you a baker? Because when I see you, my heart starts beating like a fresh French baguette."

"Are you a tic tac? Because you're giving me a fresh new start to my heart."

"Are those buns fresh out the bakery? Because they look irresistibly delicious and perfectly baked."

"Hello, gorgeous! Caught me off guard with that intro. Do you always start conversations like a breath of fresh air?"

"Tameka, are you a white tee? Because I want to be worn out by your beauty without losing my freshness."

"Fresh from a shower, huh? Your natural glow is more enticing than any sunset I've ever seen."

"Sleep is the secret to all great adventures! Rest well and we can continue our chat with fresh minds tomorrow."

"Chelsea drink? Sounds like a fancy cocktail. I prefer the 'John coffee' - it's part hot, part cool and always brewed fresh."

"Well, you seem pretty genuine and charming...like a breath of fresh air in this digital world. And also quite attractive, just saying 😉"

"Are you a freshly brewed coffee? Because your smile perks me up every time."

"Are you a freshly baked muffin? Because darling, you're making my heart feel all warm and gooey inside."

"Your scent is as addictive as a freshly baked bread, can I be your baker?"

"I have to say, your presence is like a breath of fresh air in a crowded room."

"Feeling blessed to chat with someone who values family as much as you do. You're a breath of fresh air!"

Are you fresh from the bath? Because you're making me want to dive right in.

"Fresh from the shower, huh? Your natural beauty is steamier than any hot water could ever be."

Here’s a bad one...

The only head I get is a head of cabbage and you looking fresh af

"Just caught a glimpse of that fresh shower glow, now I can't help but imagine joining you next time."

"Just like a well-kept white tee, your beauty keeps me crisp and fresh. Can we be a perfect pair, Tameka?"

"You must have just brushed your teeth, because your smile is making my heart feel minty fresh."

"Baby, are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you like a fresh baked baguette."

"Are you the ocean? Because you've got depth, beauty, and you make me happier than a fish with fresh piss."

"Just took a shower? Your skin must be as soft and fresh as a dew-kissed morning. Mind if I capture your radiance tonight?"

"Just like my favorite white tee, I hope your love for me is spotless and fresh!"

"Are you a baker? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats like a freshly kneaded dough."

"That's the spirit! Your enthusiasm is infectious and honestly, a breath of fresh air."

"You're like a breath of fresh air, unique and refreshing, like no one else I've ever met before."

"Are you a freshly baked bun? Because you've got a whole lot of 'roll' in my heart kneading for love."

"Sounds like you need a breath of fresh air in your life. How about we start with a clean slate?"

"Is your name New? Because like a fresh dawn, you've just brightened up my day."