Top 50 Fresh Pick Up lines

I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Babe, do you want to be filled with some fresh life energy in the morning?

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

You know what I want tonight? All natural fresh chick like you.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert some fresh toast into you and eat you for breakfast.

Staring at you is better than looking at freshly baked cookies.

Here’s a bad one...

The only head I get is a head of cabbage and you looking fresh af

You must be a shirt fresh out of the dryer

Because I'm about to turn you inside out.

I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?

Hey, are you Subway?

Cuz I know you’re keepin’ it fresh.

Eeny meeny miny mo, now some of y'alls' clothes gots to go.

Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh?

Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired because you been runnin' through my mind all day.

Are you my pillow in the summertime?

Because you're so hot that i want to flip you over and feel your freshness on my face

I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?

Hey girl, are you Subway?

Cause your fresh.

Girl, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

Eeny meeny miny mo, now some of your clothes got to go.

Are you fresh milk?

Because I need u dairy

I would just like to apologise

on behalf of my gender

Why don't you hurry and write your number down before I don't want it no more ?

Yo Baby

I know your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day.

You know what they say: Behind every successful man there's a woman.

But if you wanted to switch positions I'm with that, too.

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

Hey girl you look so good

I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Hey girl if god make anything prettier than you

I hope he keep it for himself.

What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

You, me and your red tube top

Somebody call a cop

Because it got to be illegal to look that good !

I noticed you noticing me.

So I just wanna put you on notice that I noticed you, too.

I've never said this to a girl before

but baby, you all that and a bag of chips.

Somebody call the cops

'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

Hey girl, you look so good I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.