Top 50 Fruit Pick Up lines

Use these Fruit Pick Up Lines to help you flirt with that cute girl or guy. We have different pick up lines with different types of fruits. The most common fruits like Apple, Banana, Lemon, Kiwi, and Watermelon. But we have other pick up lines with raisins, strawberries, and more! Make your own combinations with these pick up lines using fruit. Use them on Tinder, on Facebook, and in real life.

Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
If you were a dried fruit...

You’d be my date
If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

But you and me? We could be a pear.
Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!
Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

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I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.

If you be a fruit
Youd be a fineapple.

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

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Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

Are you a fruit store? Because I want to pick on your watermelons.

Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a fineapple

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

I would share a paopu fruit with you.

Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

Cuz I'm kool and have aids

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

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You know i ate a devil fruit,

Cause i wanna drown in your eyes.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?
Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

If you were a fruit you’d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.

Are you my favorite fruit? Because you're the apple of my eye

Alternatively:

- I think we'd make a great pear
- you drive me bananas

My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

Hey girl, are you a piece of fruit?

Cause eating you is good for my health

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Girl are you a fruit ?

Because you're a... fineapple

Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a date.

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Roses are red, Grapefruit is pink,

Can I take you to bed, I want to taste your forbidden fruit.

A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.

He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”

If we were destined to be a fruit....

We would be a good pear (pair)

Two cheesey ones I read today

1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

If you were a fruit

You’d be a fine Apple

Is your kiss the state fruit of Georgia?
Because it sure is a peach!

If you were a fruit..

I'd call you a FINE-apple.

Are you a fruit?

If you are, you’d be apple, because you’re the apple of my eye

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

If you and I were fruit

We’d make a pretty good Pear ;)

Roses are red,

My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

Smooth and dirty Fruit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fruit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fruit phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.