The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Fruit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fruit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fruit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a dried fruit...

    You’d be my date

  3. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

    But you and me? We could be a pear.

  4. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  5. Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

  6. You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

  7. I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

  8. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

    If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

  9. The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

  10. Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.

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Funny fruit pickup lines

If you be a fruit
Youd be a fineapple.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a fineapple

I would share a paopu fruit with you.

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Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

Cuz I'm kool and have aids

Hey guys! Can anyone tell me the meaning of “if you were a tropical fruit you’d be a fine-apple” Thankyou .

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

You know i ate a devil fruit,

Cause i wanna drown in your eyes.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

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Are you my favorite fruit? Because you're the apple of my eye

Alternatively:

- I think we'd make a great pear
- you drive me bananas

My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

Hey girl, are you a piece of fruit?

Cause eating you is good for my health

Girl are you a fruit ?

Because you're a... fineapple

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a date.

Roses are red, Grapefruit is pink,

Can I take you to bed, I want to taste your forbidden fruit.

If we were destined to be a fruit....

We would be a good pear (pair)

A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.

He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”

Two cheesey ones I read today

1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

If you were a fruit

You’d be a fine Apple