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Top 48 Fruit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fruit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a dried fruit...

    You’d be my date

  3. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

    But you and me? We could be a pear.

  4. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  5. Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

  6. You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

  7. I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

  8. The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

  9. Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.

  10. Are you a fruit salad?

    Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

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Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a fineapple

I would share a paopu fruit with you.

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

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Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I'm not religious but,
My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit

Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)

If you were a fruit you’d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.

My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Girl are you a fruit ?

Because you're a... fineapple

Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a date.

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Working Fruit tinder opener

A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.

He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”

Two cheesey ones I read today

1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

If you were a fruit

You’d be a fine Apple

Is your ass the state fruit of Georgia?

Because it sure is a peach!

If you were a fruit..

I'd call you a FINE-apple.

Are you a fruit?

If you are, you’d be apple, because you’re the apple of my eye

Roses are red

My life is pretty sad
I would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana

Roses are red,

My life is sad,
J would rather have a dark fruits then a wife

If you and I were fruit

We’d make a pretty good Pear ;)

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!