17 Bean Pick Up lines

Here are 17 bean pick up lines for her and flirty bean rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about bean that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your bean rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny bean pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty bean joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Bean Pickup Lines

A good Bean hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.
My beans are cold could you warm them up?
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
You're rice and I am the beans.

Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno
Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?

Because you taste **disgusting**
Are you a barbecue?

Because you look like a can of beans

Short and cute bean pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about bean are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

Doesn't Starbucks sound like an ancient Roman god, Starbuck, god of coffee beans and stimulants?

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

Jelly Beans are red, Lollipop Heads are blue, I will fill you with my candies when I am through.

You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

Cheesy bean Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

Bean Mine

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bean love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Bean chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.