"Are you a Colombian coffee bean? Because I find myself espresso-ly drawn to your irresistibly rich character."

"I'm the black bean to your rice, darling; separately good, but together, we're a recipe for perfection."

"Black bean to your rice, in this love cuisine, your allure outshines the stars, the loveliest I've ever seen."

"As black beans are to rice, I can't imagine my story without you being its most beautiful spice."

"Are you a coffee bean? Because your dark, smooth skin has me wanting to stay awake and enjoy every moment."

"Just like black beans complement rice perfectly, I believe we could make an irresistibly harmonious duo."

"Just like black beans perfectly complement rice, I believe we could beautifully complement each other's lives."

"Are you jasmine rice? 'Cause I'm just a black bean looking to make this plate a little more interesting."

"Are you a grain of rice? Because our mix, like black beans and rice, would be the tastiest dish in the restaurant!"

"If I'm the black bean to your rice, together we're a perfect blend that can spice up any night."

"Like black beans to your rice, girl, we aren't complete without each other. Let's stir things up!"

"Just like black beans complement rice, my life would be tastier with you by my side."

"Do you like beans? Because my heart's been boiling for you since I saw you."

"Do you come with coffee? Because I've been brewing feelings for you and I'd love to be your 'bean' there."

"Are you a Colombian coffee bean? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts racing like it's been over-caffeinated."

"Just like black beans perfect rice, darling, we could make an unforgettable recipe together."

"Just like black beans complement rice, my life wouldn't be complete without your spice."

"Are you a bean? Because even though you're small, you make my heart feel full."

"Just like black beans perfectly complement rice, I believe we could make an exquisite combination together."

"Like a black bean longing for its rice, without you, my darling, life isn't as nice."

"Well, isn't life all about sharing spicy moments? I promise I won't spill the beans if you don't want me to."

"Are you throwing baked beans at me? Because my heart's cooking up a storm for your affection."

"Feel free to throw those baked beans, darling, because every bean is another reason I find you fascinating."

"Are you a coffee bean? Because I find you 'a latte' more attractive than anyone else here."

"Just like black beans and rice, we could make an irresistible mix that's impossible to resist."

"Are you a coffee bean? Because every time I see you, I feel an irresistible urge to grind with you."

"If you were a coffee bean, you'd be the finest Colombian blend, exotic and irresistibly tempting."

"You're the rice to my black beans, the essential part that completes my Cuban plate of life."

"Are you a bean? Because even though you're small, you complete my world."

"Is your skin a coffee blend? Because every time I see you, I feel instantly energized and full of beans!"

"Baby, I'm the black bean looking for its perfect rice; together we'd make every meal nice."

"Like black beans to rice, we blend with timeless grace, your beauty is a feast, that no dish can replace."

"If each bean you throw is a sign of affection, can I order a whole can?"

"Is your heart a coffee bean? For its aroma has me smitten, let's brew a date to be seen."

"Just like rice completes a plate of black beans, your presence completes my world, sweetheart."

"Just like rice and black beans, we could blend so well they'd say it's a classic pairing."

"As a black bean, I've been searching for the perfect rice like you to complete my recipe of love."

"Do you like beans? Because I've been thinking that we should 'bean' together."

"Hey Scorpio, if you can handle a can of baked beans, how about a date with a full-course meal?"

"As a black bean, I know I'd be the perfect addition to your rice, making our blend simply irresistible."

"Just like a perfectly roasted bean, your presence brings warmth and richness to my life."

"Are you a coffee bean? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like I've just downed an espresso."

"Are you a bowl of rice? Because I'm the black bean looking for its perfect match."

"You must be a coffee bean, because your presence just brews happiness in my life."

"Silly? Possibly. But in a world full of Kardashians, be the Mr. Bean."

"Just like black beans complement rice, girl, our personalities blend perfectly; wouldn't you agree?"

"Let's make like coffee beans and grind, you're the rare roast that brightens my mornings."

"Is that mole on your cheek an espresso bean? Because it’s clearly brewing a latte love for me right there!"

You're rice and I am the beans.

Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno

"You're the rice to my black bean, together we make a perfect cuisine."

"Is your name Jasmine? Because our combo, like jasmine rice and black beans, is a recipe for unforgettable flavor!"

"Just like black beans complement rice perfectly, I can't help but feel we'd make an unbeatable combination."

"Darling, I'm the black bean to your rice, together we would create an irresistibly delicious life."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the stars, Scorpio? Or were you too busy catching my can of baked beans?"

"Hey Bri, are you a coffee bean? Because I can't espresso how much I'm latte-ing over you from UOS."

"Are you hurling baked beans at me, or just dishing out servings of your irresistible charm?"

"You're the rice to my black bean; together we make a dish that's more than just satisfying, we're unforgettable."

Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Are you a barbecue?

Because you look like a can of beans

You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

Bean Mine

How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?

Doesn't Starbucks sound like an ancient Roman god, Starbuck, god of coffee beans and stimulants?

I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?