Top 17 Bean Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bean pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bean tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.
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My beans are cold could you warm them up?
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I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
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You're rice and I am the beans.
Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno
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Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?
Because you taste **disgusting**
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Are you a barbecue?
Because you look like a can of beans
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Hey, are you a magic bean?
Because you make my stalk grow.
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Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
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Doesn't Starbucks sound like an ancient Roman god, Starbuck, god of coffee beans and stimulants?
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How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?

Working bean pickup lines
Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?
Jelly Beans are red, Lollipop Heads are blue, I will fill you with my candies when I am through.
You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
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