Are you a baby corn? Because girl I can be your sugar pop corn.

Babe, no corn maze is going to stop me from finding you.

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup? Because your ass is so sweet.

This might sound corny, but you are a-maize-ing.

Some people do not corns, but the kernel of truth is that I want you.

Girl, I would corn-er you any night.

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup?

Because your kiss is so sweet my body can't tell when it has had enough.

Do you live in a corn stock? Because I want to stock you.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you're great at raising corns.

There are plenty of corn in the field, but your cob is the only one I want.

Babe, I was just a normal corn until I met you. Tonight you have made me into a h**... unicorn.

Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.

Are you corn? Because I would like to push my stick inside you.

Babe, let's grind so hard that we turn my corn cob into creamed corn.

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

Babe you are so hot, you pop my corns.

"You're like sweet corn, naturally sweet and incredibly irresistible; maybe we can pop some chemistry?"

"Is your name Corn? Because I'm a-maize-d by your beauty and can't help but stalk you."

"Like sweet corn in a Jacknjellify episode, you add the perfect sweetness and excitement to my otherwise bland storyline."

How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to pass by again with my corny jokes?"

"Are you sweet corn? Because I'm a-maize-d by your beauty."

"Is your name Corn? Because I find you a-maize-ing and would sure love to pop into your life."

"You must be a cornfield, because my heart is popping whenever I look at you."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the cornstalk and straight into my corny heart?"

"Are you a corn thief? Because you've stolen my heart and it's not a-maize-ing without you."

"Hey beautiful, if I were a kernel, would you pick me like you do your sweet corn from Jacknjellify's garden?"

"Did you steal those kernels from a cornfield? Because your eyes are popping with irresistible temptation."

"Like that corn you're enjoying, I too can be a-maize-ing if you give me a chance."

"If you're as good at cooking as you are at eating that corn, then you're even hotter than I thought."

"Are you a corn field? Because I’m stalk-ing you."

"Is your name Sweet Corn? Cause I'm a-maize-d by you and can't cob-er up my feelings anymore!"

"Your beauty stirs, a feeling born, sweeter than the cob of corn."

Excuse me miss, but have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

"Is that corn sweet? Because it's got nothing on your smile, sweetheart."

"You must've taken more than just corn; your beauty and charm have stolen my entire attention."

"Did you steal my corn? Because my heart is missing, too, since you walked into the room."

"Is that corn sweet? Because nothing can match the sweetness I find when I look at your eyes."

"Beneath the moon or the sunny morn, you shine brighter than the golden corn."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, even quicker than a cow in a corn maze."

"Are you a cornfield? Because I'm totally lost in your a-maize-ing beauty."

"You may not catch all the flirts, but just like sweet corn, you've got me popping with desire and intrigue."

"Is your name Cornelia? Because you make my heart pop like corn on a hot stove."

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like I'm on the 'corn' of a big laugh!"

"Are you a field of corn? Because I'm lost in your eyes while plowing through this conversation, just like my tractor."

"I may not be Jacknjellify, but I promise to make your heart pop like the sweetest corn."

"Are you sweet corn? Because I find myself getting lost in your rows."

"Is your body made from corn, because you're a-maize-ing enough to make this field yield love."

"Girl, you're like sweet corn, you add taste to my life and I just can't resist your natural sweetness."

"Sweet as corn on a cob, yet complex like Jacknjellify's plot lines - are you sure you're not their next masterpiece?"

Are you a corn field on the 4th of July?

Because I wanna go knee-deep inside of you.

"Corn sweet as you is rare to find, your love for Jacknjellify mirrors my mind."

Hey Girl, Are you a farmer?

Coz surely, you're great at growing corns

"Your beauty's harder to understand than flirts, as irresistible as sweet corn, and more thrilling than a Jacknjellify marathon."

Are you a corn field?

Cause I'm stocking you.

You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.

I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.

My corn always wear a husk

I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

I LOVE corn on the cob.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?

Wanna hold my corn dog?