Top 50 Cop Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cop conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I’m a cop and you’re under arrest
...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them
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Hey girl, you a cop car?
Because I want to smash you until you can't move.
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Are you a cop?
Because I know you aren't here for me but I'm going to act all nervous anyway.
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You are really hot, are you a cop?
Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.
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I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?
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Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment?
You can be bad cop all you want.
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Daaamn girl, are you a cop?
Cause you just took my breath away
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Girl are you a cop?
Because you just arrested my heart
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Are your thighs a cop?
Cuz I want them to choke me.
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Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.
Funny cop pickup lines
Cop car
Hey girl are you a cop car? Because there have been a lot of black people inside of you
Are you a cop...
Because you left me breathless.
Are there a lot of cops around you?
Because I’m about to steal your heart
Are you a cop?
Cuz you took my breath away
Girl you must be a cop because you took my breath away
Are you a drug?
Because I would love to do you while the cops aren't looking.
Are you a cop?
Cause you’re gonna be spraying some hot liquid on me tonight.
Are you a cop?
Because you took my breathe away
Are you a cop...
Bc you take my breath away
I'll call the cops
You just stole my heart
Are you a cop
Because you take my breath away
Somebody call the cops!
It's illegal to look that hot
Just thought of this while watching a cop show...
"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you."
Sigh...
Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged
my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
Are you a cop?
'Cuz I wouldn't mind dunkin' my krispy kreme on your donuts.
Hey girl, are you a cop?
Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.
I’ll speed in front of a cop
Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you
I’m calling the cops!
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.
Somebody call the cops
'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.
Somebody call a cop
Because it got to be illegal to look that good !
Want to plant something on me?
Want to play good cop bad cop?
What are you doing with your night stick later?