Top 50 Spot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spot pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

2. Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

3. Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

4. I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

5. Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.

6. I don't need G-force to find your G-spot.

7. Did X mark the spot? Cause I don't need any map to find that booty.

8. Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

9. I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

10. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

Funny spot pickup lines

I was going to be a pro basketball player
But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

You could eat my snake anytime, just let me bump into your sweet spots.

Is there something wrong with your wifi?

Cause I know a few hot spots

I'm a chi blocker do you want me to hit all the right spots?

Girl i am lost
Can you help me find your spot ?

If you were a battleships spot

You'd be 6C

Hey girl, are you Mars?

Coz I'm finding a wet spot on you.

Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.

Are you a parking spot?

Cause I don’t think I’m going to fit in you.

Sup, girl, are you looking for a personal trainer?

Cuz I wanna spot your knee pulls \[4\]

Babe, my snake can fit into any tight spot.

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

Are you a parking spot?

Cause I’d pull out of you

Hey I cleaned off a spot on my face

"For what?"
"For you to sit on"

I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.

I love how you glitter in the spot light!

My heart is a Shoupista... there's always a spot for you.

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Girl, my slider is going to hit you in the right spot.

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

Hey there! It's your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.