The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Pick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pick pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pick tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  2. Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?

    Cause i’d pick you...

  3. Are you a pen?

    Cause id like to pick you up and use you.

  4. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  6. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  7. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

    Thanks!

  8. I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

  9. Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

    Girl: “What’s the good news?”
    Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
    Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
    Me: “You’re driving.”

    She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

  10. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?


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Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

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Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

It's important for beautyful schoolgirls to have an active
socil life. I will pick you up at seven.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

I want to pick burrs off of you.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

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META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.

You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

If you do, I'll pick you up and claim you.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

I’m a piece of trash

If you care about the environment you should pick me up

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.