The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Pick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  2. Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?

    Cause i’d pick you...

  3. Are you a pen?

    Cause id like to pick you up and use you.

  4. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  6. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  7. I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

  8. Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

  9. Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

  10. I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

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Funny pick pickup lines

When you walked in my jaw hit the I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

Every day I think of you I smile and my motion sensor picks up Sparks Fly.

Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

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Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

I want to pick burrs off of you.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Football pick up lines

Am I block, and are you an enderman?

Because you picked me up right away!

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

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Working Pick tinder opener

You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

If you do, I'll pick you up and claim you.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

You see that bag of blue meth. Could you pick that up for me?

Hey Girl, if i were in prison

Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

How’d you like to pick up these cans?

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.