Top 50 Guess Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Guess pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Guess tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,
I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵
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Guess what I’m wearing?
The smile you gave me:)
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight
If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference
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Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.
He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.
And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart. -
Roses are red, cacti are thorny
When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much
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I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.
Could work pretty well for tinder
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Sit on my face and i will guess your weight
And if I'm wrong
I'll eat the difference. -
Come over here
(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.
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Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.
Working guess pickup lines
Hey girl you still alive, i guess the news about the queen is fake then.
I guess I'm wearing green today.
Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Heard you get good grades?
Guessing this D won’t hurt.
I can resist anything except temptation
But I guess you are my temptation !!
I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips
*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar
Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.
They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.
I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.
I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
My phone is Light
*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*
\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"
*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*
I guess I must be a nine out of ten.....
Cause you're the one I need.!!
Is there a plot twist or is he butthurt?
Just received a pick up line on social media: “I usually go for 9s, but I guess I’ll settle for an 8”
Is there a plot twist here, or is this random person trying make me mad to respond to him? Either way, awful intro
I guess you can call me a hunter, cause your face is all I can think about.
Girl, guess what lasts forever? My love for you.
Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...
Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.
Hey guess what I am drinking tonight. Nothing because I am already drunk on you.
Guess what the doctor just told me. I need some sunshine so that's why I got you to brighten my day.
Karin: Every living thing has a weakness, but I guess that doesn’t apply to you…
Phoenix: We push ourselves to the end, and when we reach it, we push farther! So I guess that's not really the end...is it?
I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.
Babe, I don't need to guess to know that you are the one I want tonight.
Guess if you are one of the boys, I must be homosexual.
