Top 50 Guess Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Guess pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Guess conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

   I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

2. Guess what I’m wearing?

   The smile you gave me:)

3. Wanna play carnival?

   You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

4. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

   He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.
   
   
   And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

5. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

   If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

6. Roses are red, cacti are thorny

   When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

7. I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

   Could work pretty well for tinder

8. Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

   And if I'm wrong
   
   I'll eat the difference.

9. Come over here

   (she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

10. Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.

Funny guess pickup lines

I guess I'm wearing green today.

Did you say your name was Esther?

Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

Heard you get good grades?

Guessing this D won’t hurt.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar

Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

I guess I must be a nine out of ten.....

Cause you're the one I need.!!

Archeologist at a bar: You sure you’re old enough to be in here?

Guess I’ll have to date you to find out ;)

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me

Can you guess my favourite tea? It’s pretty easy

You, shawTEA

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

I guess I don't need any sunshine anymore

Because your smile is going to bright up my day

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

I guess your parents are bakers 🤷‍️

Because they made such a cutie pie!

If looks could kill

You'd be Hitler and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

They tell me to not tell anyone abt my dreams, so i guess i cant tell anyone about you then

You’re a goddess

And did you know goddess has two D’s in it
And i guess a 3rd D wont hurt

I feel a powerful attraction to your smell. I guess that means we should mate.