Top 50 Guess Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Guess chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,
I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵
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If you’re one of the boys I guess I’m homosexual
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Guess what I’m wearing?
The smile you gave me:)
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Wanna play carnival?
You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny
When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much
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Come over here
(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.
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Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.
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I guess I'm wearing green today.
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Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
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If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.
Funny guess pickup lines
I can resist anything except temptation
But I guess you are my temptation !!
I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips
*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar
Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.
They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.
I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.
I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
My phone is Light
*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*
\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"
*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*
I guess I must be a nine out of ten.....
Cause you're the one I need.!!
Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...
Youll never guess what im wearing...
The smile you gave me
Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find
Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me
Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...
Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!
I guess your parents are bakers 🤷️
Because they made such a cutie pie!
My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.
I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
Since you guys are twins I guess that makes your tits quadruplets right?
I feel a powerful attraction to your smell. I guess that means we should mate.
Clever way to get her phone number
Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar
Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
I wanna be a super hero, guess my name?
I’ve thought about Spider-Man, Batman, Iron man, Superman.....
But I think I want to be Your man
I guess u’re Google
Because u have everything im searching for ^^
Guess how i can tell that you and me will make love tonight ?
Because i'm stronger than you ... ha ha
Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?
Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)
I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye
Cause it got to be a SIN to look this good
Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?
Cause you're off the charts ;)
They say that nice guys finish last
I guess that makes me a nice guy, because I'm gonna make sure you finish first.
A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.
Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:
Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.
However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.
But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.
Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?
[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]
When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.