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Top 50 Thought Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Thought chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  2. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

    Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  3. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  4. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  5. Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

  6. Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

  7. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  8. For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

  9. Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

  10. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

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Funny thought pickup lines

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Girl are you Hestia? Cause just the thought of you keeps me warm.

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.





I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Rose's are red

Violets are blue
I've thought about this for a while
And I really like you