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Top 50 Conversation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Conversation chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  2. Are you an npc

    Because you never start conversations with me

  3. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  4. Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

  5. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  6. They say that kissing is a language of love

    so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

  7. Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

  8. My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...

    "Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

    Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

  9. Do you like actors?

    Come to dinner with me and I'll act interested in our conversation.

conversation pickup line
What is a Conversation pickup line?

Funny conversation pickup lines

Inspired by a gym conversation
So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Hey can we have a deep conversation?

There's something I'd really like to get off your chest.

Conversation

It's really hard to start a conversation with someone you don't know very well. This one time, I started talking to the most beautiful girl in the world, and this girl, and she said... go on, then. Say something so I can keep telling my story.

Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

[View Poll](https://www.reddit.com/poll/fy00t1)

(Read as a poem) Conversation is boring, so is Becker

Get on your knees and suck on my pecker

Kissing

Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

I need a pick up for an Alice
For a second conversation lol

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Do you know BTS?

In the modern age this is the holy grail of conversation starters. When you find a girl that says yes, you know you've won.

I hope you know how to initiate a conversation

Because I suck a tit

Hi! I am a "insert language here" learner, would you like to have a conversation?

Nothing special but works 100%

Giraffe

If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

I want to avoid interview-style conversation

Asking too many question, interview style conversation wil most likely make the guy a chaser.


How to avoid this?


Are there any good conversation scripts out there I can take a look for my guidance?

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

So there's this girl at my school which is a junior(I think this is how the first year is called)and is pretty etc.

What could I say to open a casual conversation with her? I know that shit is different for everyone but there should be something as a standard for every situation.

[request]

I need an extremely meme-y pickup line to start a conversation.
Something like "Ravioli Ravioli will you be my valentinioni" but that one's shit

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Got this conversation going

Her: where the memes?
Me: Oh damn, my hole life is a meme
Her: deep
Me: wanna know whats deep too?
Her: tell me

Where do i go from here.
I need a good pickup line.

You know the difference between conversation and sex?

Well we can go back to my place and talk

Guys of reddit - Have you ever successfully approached an attractive girl and gotten digits in a completely random place? Not in a bar, not at school, not at work, or any other place where people commonly converse (like a party etc). If so, what has worked best and where were you when it happened?

I've done it a time or two with success, but it takes me so far out of my comfort zone... In 2019 I want to improve in this area. I'm a believer in the whole "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" thing, even the ridiculous blindfolded behind the back hook shots (equivalent to meeting a girl in aisle 10 of tesco

Anyway, no wrong answers here, the community as a whole can probably benefit from any information about this topic lol

You're still here?

If you notice a girl has been sitting at the same table for > 1 hour, just go and sit with her and say that. Works 50/50. It'll either start a conversation or she'll think ur a stalker.

[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth

I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?

1. *have an intelligent conversation*

2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

4. Get head.

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

Should we take this conversation above sea level?