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Top 50 Conversation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Conversation pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I can't hold a Conversation but...

    I'll hold your hand

  2. Are you a deep conversation?

    Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

  3. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  4. Are you an npc

    Because you never start conversations with me

  5. *sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

    I think I’ll rearrange them

  6. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  7. Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

  8. Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

  9. Did you know, kissing is the language of love?

    Mind if we have a conversation?

  10. I suck at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

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Funny conversation pickup lines

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Nice shoelaces do you wanna fuck?

Creates the perfect confusion to start a conversation

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Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

Are you chiropractor
Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?

No? Then do you wanna come over and talk for a while

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...

"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

Kissing is the language of love

Wanna start a conversation?

If kissing is the language of love,

Then I'd love to have a conversation with you.


I am in a trap I started a conversation too early in the morning and now I don’t know how to respond!! Here’s how the conversation has gone:

Me: you’re lucky your baby is going to be famous one day

Them: why?

What should I respond?? I have nothing and I want to make it some of corny/funny/smooth pick up line

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Working Conversation tinder opener

Do you like actors?

Come to dinner with me and I'll act interested in our conversation.

Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Bro my back hurts

From carrying the conversations


It's really hard to start a conversation with someone you don't know very well. This one time, I started talking to the most beautiful girl in the world, and this girl, and she said... go on, then. Say something so I can keep telling my story.

Date or Date?

I saw this line in someone's tinder conversations and if you know how to use it and whom to use it on, man you gon get lucky:

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as to the answer of this question?

(Either yes or no as an answer gets you a date)

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(Read as a poem) Conversation is boring, so is Becker

Get on your knees and suck on my pecker


Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

I need a pick up for an Alice

For a second conversation lol

A little less conversation, a little more action please.

I hope you know how to initiate a conversation

Because I suck a tit

Do you know BTS?

In the modern age this is the holy grail of conversation starters. When you find a girl that says yes, you know you've won.