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Top 10 Topic Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Topic conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Topic pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

    Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

  2. This revolutionary connection we have should be discussed without fear or favour, it should not be a taboo topic.

  3. Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

  4. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    I don’t know, but on the topic of numbers, will you give me yours?

  5. “i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

    “are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

    “i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

    “i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

    “have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

    “if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

    “if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

    “i wanna be your black veil bride.”

    “do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

    “you wanna join the black parade with me?”

    “you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

    “this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

    “don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

    “i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

  6. Are you the Syrian Refugee Crisis?

    'Cause you're a hot topic.

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What is a Topic pickup line?

Working short topic pickup lines to impress a girl

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

My mother says...

There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

"My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.


Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Topic phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Topic lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.