Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Eyyy girl, you like alphas?

Because I'm really buggy and require a lot of maintenance and long term work to uncover my full potential, and in many cases will never be truly finished

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

Baby, you’re like the leasing terms on 2018 Honda Accords at participating dealers...

Attractive.

Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest

"Are you the equator? Because everything about you is making my world revolve."

"Are you a book? Because I can see us writing our love story together."

"That heart locket around your neck is hot, but it's no match for the fire in your eyes."

"Hey Lily, I may not spill all my secrets easily, but with you, I'd make an exception."

"Are you a compass? Because every time I look at you, my heart points in your direction."

"Your curls rival any cover girl's whirls, and that locket? It's begging to meet my alpha world."

"Are you an anatomical map? Because every time I look at you, I feel my heart going ventral to dorsal."

"Let's make our lives an art gallery, filled with raw passion, sushi dinners, and gin-tonic infused road trips."

"Babe, with curls that could outshine a magazine cover, I bet your heart locket is as lucky as I aim to be."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since my ex took the term 'boyfriend' with her when she left?"

"For a girl who calls herself a dork, you've completely redefined the term 'attractively intelligent' for me."

"Those curls, babe, hotter than a magazine's cover, how 'bout we unravel them in sheets like no other?"

Rizzed up? Now that's a term I haven't heard before. Care to share your secret to looking so good?

Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

"Your smile must be North, and your eyes are South, because my heart keeps getting lost in between."

"Are you a promise? Because I could see myself keeping you forever."

"Who said anything about domination? I prefer the term 'leadership skills'."

"If you were a night out, you'd be the wildest adventure I can't resist—care to join me?"

"Short term fun, huh? Well, I can promise a wild ride. Ever seen a shooting star? Let’s make some wishes together. 🌟😉"

"Your curls or world's finest pearls, couldn't compare to the twist my desire unfurls, ready to unlock your heart's secret whirls."

"Well, you know, everyone's a critic. But I prefer to define myself by my own terms, not Google's."

"Are you a magazine model? Because your curls are like perfect headlines, they've got my heart locked, let's unlock it together."

"Girl, your curls got me in a whirl; just like a heart locket, your love's the secret I wanna unlock it."

Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds,
But not in terms of time spent with you.

"Are you a Superior Vena Cava? Because you've got all of my heart's attention, top to bottom."

Are you a work of art? Because you look like a masterpiece, especially after that bath.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself getting all steamed up with you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... but I'm not sure about the terms!

"Sweetheart, your locket's sway and curls at play, got me wondering if we can turn the pages of passion today."

"Do you believe in love at first snack? Because sharing popcorn with you sounds like the perfect short-term adventure!"

"Your resistance just made my interest grow, so how about we redefine the term 'impossible' over dinner?"

"Short-term fun sounds tempting, especially with someone as intriguing as you. What’s your idea of a perfect adventure? 😉"

"I’m all for short term fun, but after chatting with you, my heart’s already signed up for the long haul. What’s your secret? 😉"

"I see you’re a heart thief; how about we negotiate terms for a lifetime of charming mischief together?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the long-term commitment section of your eyes!"

"Honey, your brunette curls got me in a whirl; how about we unlock that heart and unfurl?"

Is it hot in here or is it just you? You make perfection look effortless, even post-bath.

"Short term fun sounds perfect! What if we turned that into a thrilling adventure? I can be your favorite distraction—what do you say? 😏✨"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in a short-term adventure."

"You must have magical bubbles in that bath, because you're radiant and absolutely enchanting."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the north? Because you've just set my southern hemisphere on fire."

Sorry, but my avi comes with terms and conditions. Must appreciate dad jokes and tolerate occasional singing in the shower. Deal?

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I've just found my source."

"Life is short, can I be the 'long-term' in your journey?"

"Your curls twirl like a whirlwind, sweet thang; fancier than any cover girl, got my heart on your chain."

"Your curls rhyme with pearls, just like that locket around your neck. Let's turn this night into a treasure chest, shall we?"

"Are those curls from a salon or heaven, because they got me spinning like a 24/7!"

"Your curls swirl like a dream, sweetheart, you should be on a magazine cover, not here."

"We laugh and flirt without any terms, but my heart beats a rhythm that for your love it yearns."

"Short term fun can be the perfect way to spark a connection! What's your idea of a great adventure we could share?"

"Absolutely, short term fun opens up so many possibilities! Ever tried something spontaneous? I'm all in for a little thrill!"

"Just like superior refers to upwards in anatomy, you're superior to every woman I've ever met."

"Are you a magician? Because every moment with you feels like a delightful trick I never want to end!"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm not sure I can handle your terms.

"Are you a masterpiece? Because even after a bath, you're flawless from head to toe."

"True, I might be younger than you, but in terms of loving you, even time can't catch up with me."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'd certainly like to make some long-term investments."

"Are you a legal term? Because you’re creating a 'motion' in my heart that I can't overrule."

"With curls that stun and body off a magazine run, let's turn our lustful pages into wild fun."

"You're hotter than any cover girl, your luscious curls and tantalizing locket make even my alpha-self swirl."

"Hey babe, your curls are whirls of magic, got me feeling ecstatic; you're hotter than a magazine cover, let's uncover."

"Short-term fun, a fleeting dance,
With you, I’d gladly take the chance.
Your smile’s a spark, igniting the night,
In this playful game, everything feels right."

"Is that a locket around your neck, or are you just happy to spiral my world with those curls?"

"Crazy? I prefer the term ‘uniquely adventurous.’ Just wait until you see my collection of bizarre socks—talk about a wild side! 😂"

"Is your name Medial? Because my heart has been moving towards you all night."

"In a sea of colors, you in black stood out. How about we stand out together, forever?"

"Are you on the cover of a magazine? 'Cause your curls got me whirlin' and your charm sure ain't routine."

"Are you a gin tonic? Because just like sushi, I'm raw and ready to dip into this relationship."

"Hey gorgeous, in anatomical terms, you're more superior to any I've ever seen."

"Lily, it seems we both value our secrets. Let's unravel them together, at your pace of course."

"Lily, let's embark on a journey to uncover our mysteries together, at a pace that suits us both."

"Are you a ski lift? Because my heart rate's rising and I'm ready for a long-term, adrenaline-filled journey uphill with you."

"Your curls might be a twist of fate, but that heart locket says we're meant to mate."

"Those brunette curls, my babe, make me want to unfurl every secret locked in that pendant, let's swirl into our world."

"Baby, are you inferior? Because everything else just seems above you in terms of beauty."

"Excuse me, but are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want to get close to your flames."

"Call me your posterior because I find myself always behind you, fascinated by your superior beauty."

"Are you a novel? Because I can't wait to spend my life reading every single chapter of you."

"Were you forged by a blacksmith? Because your hotness is redefining the term 'smokin' hot."

"Are you a compass? Because every time I look at you, my heart points directly to 'I'm interested!'"

"Those curls, they twirl, like my world when I see you; looks like your heart locket needs an alpha key too."

"Sneha, your name means love and affection, but did you know that you've redefined those terms for me?"

"You're a brunette bombshell, hotter than a magazine tale, let's unleash the passion beneath that locket veil."

"I must be a lucky charm, because being with you feels like winning the jackpot."

Weird? I prefer the term "delightfully unconventional." It keeps things interesting, don’t you think? What's the oddest thing you've ever done?

"Excuse me, but I think you've just redefined the term 'fairytale beauty'—do you have time for a story?"

"Are you the anterior to my posterior? Because I can't help but always look forward to seeing you."

"Your locket says sweetheart, but those eyes scream 'let's start'. Your curves and your curls, they're better than pearls."

"Do I have to demonstrate how my lips can put a twist on the term 'spit game'? Let's get adventurous."

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest piqued, and I'm all about the long-term investment."

Hey , are you Apple stock ?

Coz I'll make you my long-term hold.

"If my heart was a map, it would have 'you' as its true north."

"Could you spare a moment, because I'm planning a lifetime to admire your captivating beauty?"

"I’m all for short term fun—especially if it involves someone as intriguing as you. Got any wild ideas in mind? 😏"

"That heart locket around your neck is pretty, but it's your curls that have me locked in, sweeter than any dream."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and there's no compass for that."

"Your voluptuous beauty redefines the term 'eye candy,' care to make the night even sweeter?"

"Your smile caught my heart and I can't imagine spending my forever without it."

"Hotter than a magazine cover, your curls and locket shimmers; you've got this macho man yearning for your figure."

"Is your name Vogue? Because those curls got me flipping pages, darling, you're the headline story in my heart's locket."

Wow, I see you're into long-term commitments! My longest relationship is with my Netflix account - it's been going strong for years.

"Your curls, they swirl like the world on a string, babe, are you a cover girl or the queen of everything?"

"Are you my appendicular skeleton? Because I can't seem to stand upright without falling for you!"

"Babe, with curls like those, you should be on the cover of a magazine, now how about we create some headlines?"

"Your curls rival the gloss of a magazine swirl, babe, let's unlock the mystery of your heart locket together tonight."

"Fat is just a term; I see a girl with curves that could make any outfit look irresistible. What’s your favorite way to flaunt them?"

"Is your name Medulla Oblongata? Because you've taken over my basic life functions, especially my heart."

"Your locket's as pretty as a magazine cover, but it's your heart I'm after, my curly-haired lover!"

"Hey, I like to playfully call beautiful girls Monkey, but for you, it's a term of endearing enchantment."

"I love that vibe! Life’s too short for anything less than thrilling. What are you most excited to try with me? 😏"

"Are you a ventral view? Because every time I look at you, my heart shifts into an anterior position."

"Hey babe, your curls are a world-class whirl, got me wanting to unfurl, you're hotter than a cover girl."

"Ever tried balancing work and play with someone wealthy and stunningly handsome? Let's negotiate terms over dinner."

"Hey Gorgeous, your curls whirl like pearls, makes me wonder if you're the cover girl of my risqué dreams magazine."

"Well, I prefer the term 'Michelangelo of chat', but I can't show you my nudes... they're abstract and only exist in my mind 😉"

"Madison, is your uniform made of girlfriend material? Because you've got 'long-term commitment' written all over you."

"Delusional? No, I prefer the term 'creatively optimistic.' I mean, aren't we all a little dreamy about pizza without calories?"

"Are you a contract? Because I just can't seem to find any fine print in your terms and conditions."

"Ever heard of the term 'the early bird catches the worm'? Well, I woke up early, and I’m hoping to catch a date with you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the pathway of your captivating smile."

"Is your heart located anterior because it's definitely at the forefront of my thoughts."

"I've met perfection before, but with your flawless beauty and voluptuous curves, you're redefining the term."

"You're hotter than a mag cover, with your locket so divine, how about we skip the chatter and intertwine?"

"Baby, with curls that outshine a magazine swirl, how about we unlock the secrets of that heart locket tonight?"

"Are you sushi? Because I'm soy into you, and whenever you're around, I just want to say meow."