Top 50 Matter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Matter chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
No matter how much 3-pointer I've made, it means nothing if i can't score your heart.
Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.

Funny matter pickup lines

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

Are you mass and take up space??

Because you matter ;)

It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.

If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.

"I have a boyfriend"

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

What do you and a horror movie have in common

You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds

You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?

Someone: What's a matter baby?

You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

Girl you like a rose

Because no matter how many thorns you got, you still the most beautiful thing I've seen

Are you Game of Thrones?

Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.

Do you know the song “Nothing Else Matters” by Metallica?

Because that’s how i feel about you
only works if they know the song

You know, I always say "I do what I want"

As a matter of fact, I want you

Hey girl, are you the opposite of Coronovirus?

Cause self isolation seems to make matters worse!

Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.

"why did you tell me that?"

I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter

Are you bacteria?

Cause no matter how hard I try, I can't get rid of you

I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.

"Why?"
Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.

Tinder, Megan

She likes video games and memes. I don't know what else her bio says cuz it doesn't matter.
Ladies and gentlemen. I need a good pick up like cuz I superliked her!

One about pigs?

It doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy just make it about pigs.

Am I a column?

Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what