Top 50 matter Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Matter chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
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No matter how much 3-pointer I've made, it means nothing if i can't score your heart.
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Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.
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Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
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No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
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The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.
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How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
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Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
Latest matter chat up lines
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Are you mass and take up space??
Because you matter ;)
It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.
If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.
Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?
With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.
"I have a boyfriend"
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
Her: Ok, so what?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.
What do you and a horror movie have in common
You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds
You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?
Someone: What's a matter baby?
You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Girl you like a rose
Because no matter how many thorns you got, you still the most beautiful thing I've seen
Are you Game of Thrones?
Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.
Do you know the song “Nothing Else Matters” by Metallica?
Because that’s how i feel about you
only works if they know the song
Hey girl, are you the opposite of Coronovirus?
Cause self isolation seems to make matters worse!
Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.
"why did you tell me that?"
I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
Are you bacteria?
Cause no matter how hard I try, I can't get rid of you
I was planning to buy sunglasses untill I saw you.
"Why?"
Cause I would you let sit on my face no matter what the weather's like.
How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)
The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS
The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.
You have a belief about it being hard!
Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...
You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.
You think you're not good enough.
Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.
This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"
You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.
The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as
GOOD ENOUGH!
This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET
When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.
You will become WOMEN MAGNET
You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.
The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.
This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.
In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:
Why am i trying to get every girl?
Why am i trying to win them over?
Why does it have to be so hard?
Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?
Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?
MOST IMPORTANT ONE:
Why do i hate myself?
You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.
BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so
If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up
Peace
Tinder, Megan
She likes video games and memes. I don't know what else her bio says cuz it doesn't matter.
Ladies and gentlemen. I need a good pick up like cuz I superliked her!
One about pigs?
It doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy just make it about pigs.
Am I a column?
Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what