Top 50 Matter Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matter pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Matter tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Is your father a candyman?
Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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I know looks don’t matter…
…but I can see you brought them just in case.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
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No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,
it means nothing if i can't score your heart.
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Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.
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Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
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No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
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Hey girl you can call me Zidane
Coz i can give you my head when it matters most
Working matter pickup lines
The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
Hey girl are you fault?
Cause no matter what happens, you're mine
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.
Are you mass and take up space??
Because you matter ;)
It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.
If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters...For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.
Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.
No matter how scrambled you are, I will always make the right moves to solve you.
No matter how you knocks me down, I will always come back up with quick recovery.
As a matter of fact, the only one matters is you.
Girl, I will be your pajamas tonight. Because no matter what, I will be there for you at the end of the day.
Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.
Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?
It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.
I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.
Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.
