Top 50 Matter Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Matter conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Is your father a candyman?
Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.
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I know looks don’t matter…
…but I can see you brought them just in case.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
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No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,
it means nothing if i can't score your heart.
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Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.
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Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
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No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
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Hey girl you can call me Zidane
Coz i can give you my head when it matters most
Funny matter pickup lines
The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
Hey girl are you fault?
Cause no matter what happens, you're mine
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.
Are you mass and take up space??
Because you matter ;)
It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.
If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?
It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.
Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.
What do you and a horror movie have in common
You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds
You: Would you rather eat 100 pounds of bricks or a matter baby?
Someone: What's a matter baby?
You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Girl you like a rose
Because no matter how many thorns you got, you still the most beautiful thing I've seen
Guy: Ouch. Girl: What's the matter? Guy: I got stung by your love.
No matter where you stream, I am where you are.
No matter where you are, I will travel the entire Terraria world to find you.
You know, I always say "I do what I want"
As a matter of fact, I want you
Do you know the song “Nothing Else Matters” by Metallica?
Because that’s how i feel about you
only works if they know the song