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Top 50 object Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Object chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!

  4. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  5. Hey girl, are you an objection?

    Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

  6. Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

  7. How much do you know about astronomy?

    Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

    *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

  8. I won't object to your excited utterances.

  9. Hey baby, are you a preposition? 'Cause I can be your object.

  10. Are you a heavy object?

    Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

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Latest object chat up lines

If you were an astronomical object...
You'd be the Great Attractor.

Damn girl, Are you a sex object?

Because I want to have sex with you

Hey girl, are you a topological object of genus 3?

Because I want to apply a discrete map to transform you into a sphere

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

He girl, are you an object attached by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Or can I do the honours

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

Will you be my Mary-Jane?
I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

SYMETTRA: Objectively, you have a nice face.

Objection. Long, and growing.

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling

I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.

If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you!

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness

Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!

Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It