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Top 50 Object Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Object pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!

  4. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  5. Hey girl, are you an objection?

    Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

  6. Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

  7. How much do you know about astronomy?

    Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

    *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

  8. I won't object to your excited utterances.

  9. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

  10. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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What is a Object pickup line?

Funny object pickup lines

Hey baby, are you a preposition? 'Cause I can be your object.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Because Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

Are you a heavy object?

Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

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Damn girl, Are you a sex object?

Because I want to have sex with you

Hey girl, are you a topological object of genus 3?
Because I want to apply a discrete map to transform you into a sphere

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

He girl, are you an object attached by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

Or can I do the honours

SYMETTRA: Objectively, you have a nice face.

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

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Working Object tinder opener

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?

Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

Do you like hamburgers? because i'll go in-n-out of you!

Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling

Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.

Your request to approach is denied. Ask me again and I'll object in front of the jury.

Just call me exhibit A. You can enter me without objection

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?