The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Object Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Object pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Object conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. You don't wanna go home with me?


  4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

    If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

  5. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  6. Hey girl, are you an objection?

    Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

  7. Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

  8. Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

  9. What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

  10. What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

object pickup line
What is a Object pickup line?

Working object pickup lines

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Babe, I like the way you bounce.

object pickup line
This is a funny Object pickup line!

I got the blocks and leverage to move you tonight.

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

object pickup line
Working Object tinder opener

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

What's the difference between me and a rebounder? None because you can rebound on me all you want.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.