Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

Blue sky above my head, calm sea beneath my boat, wind blows upon me saying your name.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

Babe, I like the way you bounce.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

Do you like cuddling? Me, too. We should do it together sometime.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 30%?

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

I like my women like I like my shoes with my toes inside them.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

Can you call you the garbage man? Because I want you to handle my junk.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

I must get a new pair of glasses, because I cannot believe how beautiful you are.

We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.

Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.

Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

This ship could take you a thousand miles and could take you toward my heart.

My skeleton want to party with yours.

Call me trampoline, because you can bounce on me all you want.

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

No matter how scrambled you are, I will always make the right moves to solve you.

Forget about PJ's. I am more into BJ's.

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

I want to put my b**... into your pants.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

I must be a pumpkin, because you’ve carved a smile into my face.

Got a toaster? Because your beautify is shocking me.

You've got great lenses . . . I'd love to focus them sometime!

Girl I got the strong wifi router, because I will extend my signal into your device anytime.

Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me with your stick all night long.

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I cry myself to sleep dreaming of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.

Do you boat? Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.

I have to check if my camera is on auto focus because you are making everything else out-of-focus.

Are you a metamorphic rock, because I am going to turn you on according to varying temperature and pressure.

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

Girl, are you pajamas? Because I want to fall asleep with you every night.

Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

Your boat must be leaking. Need any holes bunged up?

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

Row row row you boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Can I borrow your glasses? Because I want to share my life's vision with you.

I don't think you wollastonite when we fukalite.

If ya wanna ride, I have plenty of rope to tie you up with later.

Girl, are you a drum? Because I got a stick in my hand to make love music with you.

Babe, are you a garbage dump? Because I want to dump my junk inside you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

Are you a mud rock, because you sure look fine to me.

Girl, you want to see how I can harden up on demand?

I have a case of heartbreak and only your phone number can fix it

Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.

Girl, you've got the whole package.

Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.

Your beautiful face looks like a field of tulips.

I saw your bf and went to shake his hand but I hit a mirror.

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

Rub my magic lamp and I'll bring light into your world.

Do you have a skeleton in your closet? Maybe you should.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Girl, I will be your pajamas tonight. Because no matter what, I will be there for you at the end of the day.

Babe, once you are with me, you do not need no pajamas, because we will be naked all night.

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

Orange you pumped for Halloween?

I cube and I'm master of advanced finger tricks.

Girl you so sexy, I can feel you in my bones.

I've got a very large bone for you to examine.

Hey girl, are you a neutron star? Because time slows down when I'm near you, and you're hot.

Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

Girl, I got a huge pumpkin in my pants. I'll make you go 'oh my gourd' all night long.

If I had a dime piece every time I think of you. I'd be a millionaire.

Girl, your bass is perfect for my drum stick.

How much do those pants cost? You could get them off 100% off when we cuddle at my place.

Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.

Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.

Are you my glasses? Because I always hate it when I lose you.

Girl, as soon as you blow, this sail boat is going to sail.

Hey baby, take off those shoes and skirt and get comfortable.

Are you a garbage bin? Because I wanna put my sack inside you.

I don't want to walk in your shoes, but I do want to share your life.