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Top 50 Object Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Object chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!

  4. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  5. Hey girl, are you an objection?

    Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

  6. Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

  7. How much do you know about astronomy?

    Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

    *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

  8. I won't object to your excited utterances.

  9. Hey baby, are you a preposition? 'Cause I can be your object.

  10. Are you a heavy object?

    Because I will Pick you Up Bang you to the floor and then complain about my back

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Funny object pickup lines

If you were an astronomical object...
You'd be the Great Attractor.

Damn girl, Are you a sex object?

Because I want to have sex with you

Hey girl, are you a topological object of genus 3?

Because I want to apply a discrete map to transform you into a sphere

Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?

She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text

Are you a child, because i want to shove my dick in you

Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

SYMETTRA: Objectively, you have a nice face.

He girl, are you an object attached by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Or can I do the honours

Wanna come over tonight? We'll do it till you object.

Are you a bottle of Coke because you open my happiness

Objection. Long, and growing.

After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!

If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.

Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie

Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?

Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

Damn....Levis should pay you royalties.

Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven