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80 Object Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 object pick up lines for her and flirty object rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about object that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your object rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny object pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty object joke for a great chat response.

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A good Object pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. You don't wanna go home with me?

    Objection!

  4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

    If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

  5. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

  6. Hey girl, are you an objection?

    Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

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What is a good Object pickup line?

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Short and cute object pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about object are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

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Smooth Object pickup line

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.


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Cheesy object Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I got the blocks and leverage to move you tonight.

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

Babe, I like the way you bounce.

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.


Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

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Working Object tinder opener

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

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Funny object Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Object conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

What's the difference between me and a rebounder? None because you can rebound on me all you want.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.


Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Roses aren't the only thing that will p**... you tonight.

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Clever object Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Object hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 30%?

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.


Can you call you the garbage man? Because I want you to handle my junk.

We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

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Smooth object Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Object pickup lines make her give you her number.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

I must get a new pair of glasses, because I cannot believe how beautiful you are.

I like my women like I like my shoes with my toes inside them.

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

Do you like cuddling? Me, too. We should do it together sometime.

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.


I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

This ship could take you a thousand miles and could take you toward my heart.

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

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Flirty object Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Object pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Call me trampoline, because you can bounce on me all you want.

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.

Forget about PJ's. I am more into BJ's.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

I want to put my b**... into your pants.

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.


Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

No matter how scrambled you are, I will always make the right moves to solve you.

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Cringe object Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

My skeleton want to party with yours.

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

I got a nice ship, and I am not afraid to get down and wet tonight.

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

We are not socks, but we would make a great pair.

Do you boat? Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?


I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Object love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Object chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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