Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

Hey girl are you a map

Because I wanna spread your body on the table

Are you butt-dialing?

Because I swear that kiss is calling me

You have a killer body

And here I am with a death wish.

Hey are you into geology?

Cause your body rocks.

I'm not an o**... donor

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

Your body is a poem

And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

Can you do telekinesis?

Because you just made a part of my body move without even touching it :)

I like your hair, eyes and smile

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

Is your name Neosporin, because i'd like to rub you on my body.

Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

I’m very thirsty.

Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Anime!

Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. 

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Hey girl. Maybe later I can show you my body bending.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.

Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body?

So do you want to work out?

Let's determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

Your body is in screaming affluence!

You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.

You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Help, I'm having an out-of-body experience. Can I be in yours?

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

That opening statement has the finest body paragraph I've ever seen.

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.

Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

Hey girl, welcome to the body scanner... You're good.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

If the US government can control your body, can I control it too?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Are you a sheep cuz your body is unbaaaaleivable.

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

There's a powerful Thetan inhabiting my body and the only way to get rid of it is with your mouth.

If I were a vengeful spirit I’d possess you just for the body.

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?

My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.

Are you a ninja?

'Cause your body is KICKIN'!

Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.

Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.

Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.

Hey girl, can I read your body language in braille?

^-^

Are you a towel?

Cause I want you all over my body when I’m wet

I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.

Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?

Because you are the ONe. 

Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.

Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full body examination?

You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.

If I said you had nice body copy, would you align it against me?

Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

I'm Bill Gates, come have kiss with my body.

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

The love machine will take your body higher.

Are you Azazel? Because you heat my body like noone else.

Girl, you must be a mage; cos your magic body makes materia look like mythril.

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....

Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

I will love you from the first to the last.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?

Alexia Ashford: You want to see my body? You’re the only one who can see what’s under these plants.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

Want to study the best law of the universe? Let's study the Laws of Attraction with our bodies.

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

(Soulfist) My Magnetic Palm is attractived to your sexy body.

Your body is like a treasure. Mind if I roll need?

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.