I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

Hey girl, are you Folgers?

Because you’re the best part of waking up.

Call me Moses

Because I want to part your legs like he part the Red Sea ;)

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.

I'm a man of steel, too. Well...part of me is.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


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Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

If you were part of a rowing s**..., you would be a catch.

Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I'd like to catalog your private parts.

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Babe, I can canonicalize every part of you all night long.

Know why the ladies call me Nozdormu? It's definitely the 8/8 dragon part.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Are you a part of the in-market segment? Because I am the perfect guy.

Baby, you're like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

s**... is part of nature. I go along with nature.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Are you the final frontier in space? Because I want to explore every part of you with my rocket.

"Like the Amazon, you're hot, diverse, and make up a significant part of my world."

"Keeping some secrets, huh? That's part of your charm I guess! It makes this conversation even more interesting."

"Sounds like a fulfilling role! What's the best part about working in education for you?"

"Are you a sunset? Because seeing you is the most gorgeous part of my day."

"Were you a part of my homework? Because I definitely can't stop checking you out, despite how much I've tried."

"Is your smile a part of the breakfast menu? Because it’s the most delightful thing I've seen this morning."

"Like Ronaldo on the field, your charm is quite unreal, scoring goals in my heart, you're my favorite part."

"You're the best part of my day, darling. I'd sing Jolene just for you, every single time."

"Is your smile magnetic? Because somehow, every part of me seems attracted to you."

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

"Would you mind if I join your dreams while you nap? I promise to be the sweetest part of them."

"Ha! Considering the amount we've shared, you might as well have a part-time job as my therapist! 😄"

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the intimate parts."

"Hey gorgeous, your smile is my favorite part of the morning. Fancy making each sunrise even more beautiful together?"

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I can’t stop myself from wanting to conquer every part of you."

"Every second without you feels like a lifetime, can we fast forward to the part where we're together again?"