Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

Are you a member of the ginyu force? ‘Cause I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Are you unemployed?

'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Hey girl, did you just lose a electron ?

Because I find you positively attractive :)

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

So, what’s your favorite position?

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.

Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Hey are you an electron?

Because i'm positive that we will get attracted to each other.

80 minutes, 15 positions, no protection.

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Your presence is one big positive externality

Girl, you are so hot you make my flyer into full extension position.

What is your favorite position? I am all about the backcourt.

Girl are you a flip monster?

Because I want to put you in face-down position

What's your favourite position? Out and Back.

Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you

I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you

Girl are you a modulus?

Because you make everything positive around me

What’s your favourite kiss position?

Mine is the JFK. We’d be in the backseat, I splatter all over you and you scream.

I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!

I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position.

You a Rubik's cube? Because I want to rotate and turn you in the right positions.

"Your appreciation makes my day brighter. Keep that radiant positivity flowing."

"That's great! Your positive vibe is as infectious as your beauty, and it just made my day better. 😊"

"You must be the nucleus of a cell, because I feel like an electron being attracted to your positive energy."

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

"Is your name Hamilton? Because just like in a Grand Prix, you're always in pole position in my heart."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm positively spellbound by your captivating beauty."

Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

"Is your name Google? Because John Mewproffesional with a 36 degree positive tilt chinrizzer has everything he's been searching for."

I like trying different positions, and I never wear protection. What? Yea, I play rugby.

"I appreciate honest feedback, but let's keep the vibe positive. What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

"Is your smile a stanza? Because it just added rhythm to my heartbeat of positivity."

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"I'll check my enthusiasm at the door, but be warned - my charm doesn't come with an off switch."

"Just like my best friend, you radiate positivity and charm, but unlike them, you fire up a desire within me."

"Are you a boxing match? Because this daddy's strong grip is ready to knock you off your feet beautifully."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I met you, I've gotten lost in your strong masculine vibes."

"Ayyy, I'm all about positive vibes too. I bet your smile is as infectious as your energy, isn't it?"

You into chess? Want to study some classic mating positions with me?

"Ever tried a grip strong enough to awaken your wildest desires? Only a real man could handle such a thrill."

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"Just applying for the homie position, but fair warning, I may over-deliver on making you smile."

"Well, let's just say my parents are so good at math, they turned two negatives into a positive!"

"That's great to hear! You know, your positivity could light up a whole cityscape."

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

"Your smile outshines every verse, would you mind if I composed a sonnet about your radiant positivity?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should John Mewproffesional Looks Maxxermogger pass by again?"

"Are you an alpha particle? Because my heart can't resist your positive charge!"

"Good morning! Can I be an electron? Because I'm attracted to your positive vibes in this field of chemistry."

"Do you practice 'The Lotus' position often? Because opening up to you seems like a path towards enlightenment."

"Your optimism may be infectious, but can it match the charm of our potential chemistry? Let's find out."

"Good morning sunshine! Love the positivity, it's as refreshing as your charming personality. Let's conquer our dreams together!"