Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

Are you a member of the ginyu force? ‘Cause I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Are you unemployed?

'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Hey girl, did you just lose a electron ?

Because I find you positively attractive :)

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

So, what’s your favorite position?

2nd position on stage but 1st position in my heart.

Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.

Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Hey are you an electron?

Because i'm positive that we will get attracted to each other.

80 minutes, 15 positions, no protection.

Your presence is one big positive externality

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Girl, you are so hot you make my flyer into full extension position.

What is your favorite position? I am all about the backcourt.

Girl are you a flip monster?

Because I want to put you in face-down position

What's your favourite position? Out and Back.

Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you

Girl are you a modulus?

Because you make everything positive around me

I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you

I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!

What’s your favourite kiss position?

Mine is the JFK. We’d be in the backseat, I splatter all over you and you scream.

I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

You a Rubik's cube? Because I want to rotate and turn you in the right positions.

Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position.

"Excuse me, but are you a magician? Because every time you move, my heart disappears!"

No need for a savior when you're already my sunshine on a cloudy day. Your positivity is truly uplifting! ☀️

"That's great! Your positive vibe is as infectious as your beauty, and it just made my day better. 😊"

That's understandable. Well, I must say, your positive energy is quite contagious. It's refreshing to chat with someone so upbeat and optimistic.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're positively arresting.

"You must be the nucleus of a cell, because I feel like an electron being attracted to your positive energy."

"Just like a beautiful poem, your positivity adds rhythm and rhyme to my life."

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

"Looks like you're stuck in a tough position; care for a charming distraction? I promise it'll be worth it!"

"If you’re this cute in doggy style, I can only imagine how amazing you’d be face-to-face."

Hmm, my desires include exploring new places and trying exotic foods. As for positions, I enjoy being adventurous and spontaneous. 😉

Hmm, my desires? Let's just say I'm adventurous. As for positions, I enjoy being in control. How about you?

"I may not be sure about the outfit, but I'm positive about wanting to get to know you."

"You must be made of amethyst, because you've got me feeling all kinds of positive energy."

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It should be illegal to look that good.

I like trying different positions, and I never wear protection. What? Yea, I play rugby.

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm positively spellbound by your captivating beauty."

Well, your profile radiates positivity and curiosity! I love that about you. Can't resist getting to know someone who seems so intriguing and lively.

"Is your name Google? Because John Mewproffesional with a 36 degree positive tilt chinrizzer has everything he's been searching for."

Hmm, my desires involve a bit of mystery and exploration... as for positions, I like to mix it up and keep things interesting. 😉

"Is it just me, or does your confidence make that view even more irresistible? I can't help but admire."

Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

If happiness had a name, it would be yours. Can I keep basking in your beautiful energy?

"Is your name Hamilton? Because just like in a Grand Prix, you're always in pole position in my heart."

"I appreciate honest feedback, but let's keep the vibe positive. What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

If beauty were a business, you'd be the CEO. Can I apply for the position of your admirer?

"Are you a nucleus? Because you’ve just positively charged my heart with your stunning smile."

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"Excuse me, but did it hurt when you fell from the top of the confidence scale? You’re captivating."

"Just like my best friend, you radiate positivity and charm, but unlike them, you fire up a desire within me."

Absolutely, good vibes are everything! It's refreshing to connect with someone who values positivity.

"Are you a boxing match? Because this daddy's strong grip is ready to knock you off your feet beautifully."

Haha, well get ready for some more good vibes because I'm all about positivity and living in the moment! 😊

"Is that a cherry tattoo or just your way of tempting me? Because that view deserves a closer look."

"Is that cherry tattoo a sign? Because I’d love to take a bite of what you’re serving in those pics."

Aw, thanks! It's all about spreading those positive vibes. Keep smiling, it suits you well! 😊

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I met you, I've gotten lost in your strong masculine vibes."

"I'll check my enthusiasm at the door, but be warned - my charm doesn't come with an off switch."

If you were a volleyball, I’d hit you hard from different positions.

Haha, I like a mix of adventurous and intimate positions. But only if the chemistry is right... How about you?

Hmm, I have a few desires in mind, but I think I'll keep those a mystery for now. As for positions, let's just say I'm quite flexible.😏

"Ayyy, I'm all about positive vibes too. I bet your smile is as infectious as your energy, isn't it?"

My desires? To make you feel amazing. Positions? Let's just say I'm flexible and open to trying anything with the right person.

"Just applying for the homie position, but fair warning, I may over-deliver on making you smile."

"You must be a painter because you've added so much color to my world. Care to share your palette?"

Haha, don't worry, I'll make sure only good vibes get into your head from now on. You deserve nothing but positivity. 😉

Are you a vampire? Because my blood type is B-positive, and I'm positive you've got my heart racing!

I couldn’t resist reaching out; your vibe radiates positivity! Plus, that smile of yours is simply irresistible. 😊

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

My desires involve deep conversations that lead to connection. Positions? Well, I enjoy being spontaneous and adventurous in all aspects of life...

I'm good, thanks! But honestly, chatting with you is the highlight of my day. Your positivity is truly refreshing.

"Are you a dog? Because you’ve got me barking up the right tree with that stunning view."

My desires involve exploring every inch of your body in creative positions... Care to join me?

"Well, let's just say my parents are so good at math, they turned two negatives into a positive!"

Even with the internet challenges, chatting with you makes it all worthwhile. Your positivity shines through, no matter the distance.

I'm glad you're not upset. Your positivity shines through, and it's really attractive. Keep being amazing! 😄

Aw, I hope you're feeling better now. Your positive energy still shines through even when you're not at your best!

"Interesting choice! Does that mean I get cabinet positions? I’d totally be your minister of fun—what would our first event be?"

Your positive energy is infectious! Let's definitely continue chatting and see where this friendship takes us.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and looking positively electrifying tonight.

"Your optimism may be infectious, but can it match the charm of our potential chemistry? Let's find out."

Honestly, I think I’m the lucky one here! Your vibe is refreshingly sweet. What’s your secret to staying so positive?

"Are you a proton? Because you’ve got me positively charged up about this conversation!"

Hmm, I like a mix of adventurous and intimate positions. How about we explore that together? 😉

"Do you practice 'The Lotus' position often? Because opening up to you seems like a path towards enlightenment."

Don't worry, I'm all about good vibes and positive energy. Let's focus on creating moments that make us smile.

"Good morning sunshine! Love the positivity, it's as refreshing as your charming personality. Let's conquer our dreams together!"

"Do you have a fan club? Because I’d like to apply for the position of your biggest supporter!"

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

"Your smile outshines every verse, would you mind if I composed a sonnet about your radiant positivity?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should John Mewproffesional Looks Maxxermogger pass by again?"

I'm open-minded and love to explore. How about we save the specifics for our next date? I'm sure we can find some favorites together...

"That's great to hear! You know, your positivity could light up a whole cityscape."

"Is that a cherry tattoo on your ass, or are you just sweet enough to tempt me into trouble?"

"Is it just me, or does your body deserve a standing ovation? That view is truly mesmerizing."

"Are you an alpha particle? Because my heart can't resist your positive charge!"

"Good morning! Can I be an electron? Because I'm attracted to your positive vibes in this field of chemistry."

Girl, are you a blood bank? 'Cause I'm willing to give you all my Type O-positive love!

"Did you just zap me? Because your spark has positively electrified my heart!"

My desires? To explore every inch of your imagination. As for positions, let's just say I'm open to trying them all with you.

My desires? To explore every inch of your body. As for positions, I love getting creative and trying them all.

Girl, are you Covid-19?

Coz you're spreading positivity

"Hey, I apologize if it seemed that way. Not my intention at all. Let's reset and get back on the positive track, deal?"

Mmm, I love being adventurous. Doggy style is a fave. But hey, let's keep some things for the imagination, right? 😉

"Are you made of positive energy? Because my heart keeps getting attracted to you, defying all laws of physics."

Girl, are you a hydrogen fuel cell? 'Cause you've got me feeling positively charged just being around you.

"Let's share a drink and maybe some sarcasm, but definitely no sugar-coated positivity. Deal?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and my vagina is positively charged.

"Your smile is my favorite poem, spreading positivity on every page of my day."

"Hey there, just wanted to break the ice since I'm applying for the 'homie' position in your life."

"Are we ranking beauty? Because in my tier list, you've just claimed the S+ position."

"Is it a crime to be positive around you? Because I can't help but smile."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this daddy's been searching for, from strength to sex positivity."

"In this race for love, you've clearly taken pole position in my heart."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice you're boyfriend material. Would you consider filling the position?"