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Top 50 Positions Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Positions pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Positions conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a proton?

    Because you fill me with positive energy.

  2. Hey girl are you a queen?

    Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

  3. What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

  4. Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.

  5. Hey girl you me north south position?

  6. Hey girl, are you ranium positive?

    Because i have my ion U.

  7. Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

  8. Hey babe, are you a rectifier? Because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

  9. I would like to show you all my outstanding positions.

  10. Are you a member of the ginyu force? ‘Cause I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.


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What is a Positions pickup line?

Working positions pickup lines

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Are you unemployed?

'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

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This is a funny Positions pickup line!

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

How many positions can you get into?

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

Hey girl, did you just lose a electron ?

Because I find you positively attractive :)

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? 'Cause I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

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Working Positions tinder opener

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

So, what’s your favorite position?

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

2nd position on stage but 1st position in my heart.

Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.

Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.

Are you a rectifier? because Im only seeing the positive side of you.

Hey are you an electron?

Because i'm positive that we will get attracted to each other.

80 minutes, 15 positions, no protection.

Your presence is one big positive externality

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.