Top 45 Late Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Late pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?
Because i can make your hole weak.
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I’d never have to bench you for coming late
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Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
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Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.
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Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
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Hey Girl, Have you been flying lately?
Cause that ass is first class ;)
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C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort
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You're just like my phone
I want to stay up late, just looking at you
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Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes
But its too late now, im already falling for you
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Roses are red, People are in quarantine,
I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?
Funny late pickup lines
Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?
*loads shotgun*
I'd love to hang out with you, but I can't make it a late night -- I'm shipping out to [place] in the morning.
Are you a blanket?
Cuz I want you in my bed lately
Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?
Her: No...
Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.
I might be late for the superbowl party but......
If i was a seahawk.....i wouldnt pass on you.
What do you and McDonald’s have in common?
I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry
Inspired by precious post
The Best Way to Break The Ice
1. Find your prey, who are you going to message
2. Wait until 11:11
3. Message them saying, "Hey"
or message them a few mins after 11:11
and say, "hey sorry im late"
When they ask late for what
Say, "you wished for me to message you for 11:11 right?"
and boom, you're practically in her pants. Gets the girls wet
Aight have fun, peace
Have you been to the doctor lately ???
Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me
Are you France in the late 1700’s?
Because I feel and uprising in my lower class
The path of picking up ladies and superficiality
"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.
These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.
PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.
Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".
\-Damien
When i hang out with my friends, i wanna go to area 51. But when i hang out with you, i wanna go to area 69.
Sorry im late
Hey, It is getting late.
Let’s go to my place and get laid.
Julia
Ran into so many of them lately but can’t think of one
Hey girl are you redbull?
Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.
I've been feeling like trash lately,
Wanna take me out?
Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?
So...been to any good hangings lately?
Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?
Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).
Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.
I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night BLT?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night