Top 50 Late Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Late pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Late conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Idk what's gotten into you lately

But I wish it was me.
I realize I’m too late take your virginity, but I’d like the box it came in
Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

Because i can make your hole weak.
I haven’t been able to fall asleep lately

I have been too busy falling for you.
I’d never have to bench you for coming late
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this
Can you help? I'm late for a very important date.. with you.
I don't know what's gotten into me lately

But I wish it was you
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

Funny late pickup lines

Hey Girl, Have you been flying lately?
Cause that kiss is first class ;)

I don't know...

I don't know what got into you lately but can I be next?

C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

You're just like my phone

I want to stay up late, just looking at you

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

Hey are you late assignment
Cos imma take you home and do you all night long

Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*

I'd love to hang out with you, but I can't make it a late night -- I'm shipping out to [place] in the morning.

Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No...

Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

Are you a blanket?

Cuz I want you in my bed lately

I would say you’re today’s date

But actually I’m 9 days late, because you’re a 1/10

Are you a casket??

Because lately i wanna end up in you.

I might be late for the superbowl party but......

If i was a seahawk.....i wouldnt pass on you.

What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry

Inspired by precious post

The Best Way to Break The Ice

1. Find your prey, who are you going to message
2. Wait until 11:11
3. Message them saying, "Hey"

or message them a few mins after 11:11
and say, "hey sorry im late"
When they ask late for what
Say, "you wished for me to message you for 11:11 right?"
and boom, you're practically in her pants. Gets the girls wet
Aight have fun, peace

Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

Are you France in the late 1700’s?

Because I feel and uprising in my lower class

When i hang out with my friends, i wanna go to area 51. But when i hang out with you, i wanna go to area 69.

Sorry im late

Are you erectile dysfunction?

Cause whenever we make plans, you always end up coming late, or not at all

Hey, It is getting late.

Let’s go to my place and get laid.

Julia

Ran into so many of them lately but can’t think of one

Hey girl are you redbull?

Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.

I've been feeling like trash lately,

Wanna take me out?