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Top 45 Longer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Longer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

  2. Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

  3. I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.

  4. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

  5. Unlike a certain band, I'd stay with you longer than twelve years.

  6. My hair isn't the only thing that grows longer.

  7. We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

  8. Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

  9. My erection will live longer and prosper.

  10. Distance runners do it longer.

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My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.

Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

I last longer than goku charging up his spirit bomb.

Good or Bad?

"The battery on my phone is running low, can you put your number in cause it might make it last longer?"

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?

Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

Are you an amino acid?

Because you're making my polypeptide tide chain longer and longer

I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus...

But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.

I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus, but I assure you I'm being completely serous.

When you walk in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.

Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father

Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

Wanna see who's got the longer Dagger of Xian?

I can last longer than cast iron.

My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance?

I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.

You know what they say, "The longer the term..."

I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.
Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.

I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

Wanna know what's longer than marth's tipper?