Let's be nothing because nothing lasts forever.

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

Have I been condemned to execution ?

Because you look like the last meal I'd like to eat.

sorry

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I loved you since last year!

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

I see that you don’t like your last name.

Wanna take mine?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Are you a rocket?

Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.

Your rack is nicer than the last Buck I shot.

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

Let's follow the ribosome blueprint and create a connection that lasts a lifetime.

Hey are you duct tape?

Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.

You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo kiss is good til the last drop.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

I will love you from the first to the last.

Girl, guess what lasts forever? My love for you.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

My b**... Wrath lasts more than one turn.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Are you boba? Because I cannot last a week without you.

I wanted to just feel something, just one last time before I die.

Are you ready for my Last Attack to drop some sweet loot for me.

Hey girl are you a bullet?

Cuz' you're going to be the last thing going through my head tonight.

You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.

I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

Chipotles burritos are like s**..., and girl I always finish last.

When's the last time you had a good macaroon?

I'd share my last Oreo with you.

Babe, I swept with you last night.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

The last time I saw a body like yours

I was burying it in my basement

Is your last name Magritte? Because your beauty is surreal.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Are you Nozdormu? Cause I'd only last 15 seconds.