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Top 50 Lasts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lasts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

    I'd say I love you with my last breath

  4. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  5. Are you a coin ?

    Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
    (Add tonight at last maybe)

  6. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  7. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  8. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  9. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  10. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

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Funny lasts pickup lines

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

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This is a funny Lasts pickup line!

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

I loved you since last year!

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

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Working Lasts tinder opener

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have sex with.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.