Is your last name Skywalker?

Coz you Luke so good

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

Have I been condemned to execution ?

Because you look like the last meal I'd like to eat.

sorry

I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I loved you since last year!

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

I see that you don’t like your last name.

Wanna take mine?

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Are you a rocket?

Because you cost a lot, weigh a ton, and only last a minute.

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

Your rack is nicer than the last Buck I shot.

Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

Let's follow the ribosome blueprint and create a connection that lasts a lifetime.

You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

Hey are you duct tape?

Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.

Yo name must be Maxwell House cause baby yo kiss is good til the last drop.

I was studying about stars last night

I lost the count of how many so bright stars there are. My discovery was… None of them shine as bright as you

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

I will love you from the first to the last.

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

Girl, guess what lasts forever? My love for you.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

My b**... Wrath lasts more than one turn.

Are you boba? Because I cannot last a week without you.

I wanted to just feel something, just one last time before I die.

Hey girl are you a bullet?

Cuz' you're going to be the last thing going through my head tonight.

Are you ready for my Last Attack to drop some sweet loot for me.

You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.

I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

When's the last time you had a good macaroon?

Chipotles burritos are like s**..., and girl I always finish last.

My last name may be Small, but my d**... is huge.

I'd share my last Oreo with you.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

The last time I saw a body like yours

I was burying it in my basement

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

Is your last name Magritte? Because your beauty is surreal.

Are you Nozdormu? Cause I'd only last 15 seconds.

Babe, forget about TikTok, because I could last much longer than 15 seconds.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Do you play blitz chess? I promise I'd last more than 5 minutes.

Are you Summoners War? Because you are draining the last bit of my energy.

If I could go back in time I would make you my first , my last , my everything ....

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

I didn't have enough of you last night, can I have more tomorrow morning?

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Girl are you a butterfly? Because your beautiful wings have left a lasting dust on my mind.

Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

I can't pronounce your last name

So here, take mine

I was going to send you n**... last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

You look familiar. Weren't you in my bed last night? Or was that tomorrow night?

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"

Are you my phone?

Cause you're the first thing and the last thing I wanna see after I get up and before I go to bed.

Girl do you want to see this lifeguard in action? I can last 20 minutes in any position.

I'm from the future and there's no time to explain...

I really need your help in finding out if a certain year has passed.

So, does your last name happen to be *insert your last name* or has that not happened yet?

Take your last t**..., it's like that feeling when you're just about to c**.... (Something Big)

Are you a history buff? Because I'm like polio - gotta make sure I leave a lasting impression!

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"How cool is it that our last names rhyme? I guess it's destiny screaming we're perfect for each other!"

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Are you a scar? Because you're a beautiful reminder that even after pain, love can last forever.

"Well, you better like it because I plan on keeping it for a while!"

"Are you a Clicker? Because every time I hear your voice, it's like my world just got infected by your beauty."

"Our last names may be the same, but do you think we could also share the same future?"

last chat: "I'm not really into sports, but I enjoy painting and playing the piano. What about you? Are you into arts?"

"Oh, a pianist and an artist? Truly fascinating. I dabble in photography myself - it's fascinating to capture moments and make them timeless."

Hey Sandy Is Your Last Name Hook?

Because I'd like to shoot up some kids in you

"Is that so? Guess I have a knack for leaving lasting impressions, don't I?😊"

"Remembering how stunning you looked last New Year's eve. How about becoming my midnight kiss tradition every year?"

"Saw a demon in the last hour, but your beauty surely has the redeeming power."

Your smile lights up the stadium like a touchdown in the last minute.

"Darling, are you open to a redesign? Because 'Mrs.' followed by my last name suits you perfectly."

"Sure, Aladdin had a carpet, but Jasmine, wouldn't you rather glide into the future with me on my hoverboard?"

"Hey Lamp, do you have a map? Because I just lost myself in your glow."

"Even Jolene's song can't capture the sweetness of your smile, let's create our melody that lasts for a while."

"If people are temporary, may I be your favorite ephemeral poem, leaving a lasting impression on your heart?"

"Last night in my dreams, you were a masterpiece of desire; in reality, can we paint that picture together?"

"I figured we could delve into something less intense. Ever tried any exotic cuisine that left a lasting impression?"

"Haan, 'kuch bhi' se yaad aaya, last time I checked, 'anything' was still a better option than 'nothing', right?"

"Hey Jasmine, who needs a magic carpet when I can show you a whole new world on my hoverboard?"

"Hey Amanda, Chloe here. Can we skip the formalities and live up to your enchanting last name?"

"Your desire for marriage is as captivating as your beauty, but I just want to steal your last dance, not your last name."

The last time i saw something as beautiful as you,....

.... England missed the penalty in the euros🇮🇹

"Would you mind if my evening ends with your beautiful smile as the last thing I see tonight?"

"Like Gojo's limitless power, my love for you is vast; In a world of curses, our bond will last."

"In my dreams last night, you ignited a fire within me. Care to make those dreams a reality?"

"Last night in my dreams, you were the moon, lighting up my darkest fantasies. How about making it a reality tonight?"

Surfboards last longer, let's get on it.

"Are you made of sugar? Because every moment with you is sweeter than the last."

"If life were Roblox, I'd share my last pixel. For in your smile, I see a love that is simple."

Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.

"Your smile lit up the party last night, brighter than any Persian star I've ever seen."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"You're my last thought at night, my love. Sleep well knowing you're cherished by me."

"Since you love lathin, how about we carve out some special moments that would last forever?"

"In my dream last night, your seductive allure turned up the heat. Can we recreate that sizzling scene in waking life?"

"Your poem was a test, quite hard indeed. Rhyming it right, your advice I'll heed. Let's swap the verse for a chat, it's a more adept format!"

"Were we a 'Super Like' match on Tinder? Because it seems like destiny is bringing us together again."

Definitely saving the best for last! You've got me intrigued with your charm and wit. Can't wait to learn more about you.