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Top 50 Lasts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lasts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lasts conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

    I'd say I love you with my last breath

  4. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  5. Are you a coin ?

    Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
    (Add tonight at last maybe)

  6. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  7. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  8. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  9. Have I been condemned to execution ?

    Because you look like the last meal I'd like to eat.

    sorry

  10. I need to report Spotify

    Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

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Funny lasts pickup lines

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

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You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is bondage?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

I loved you since last year!

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Working Lasts tinder opener

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You remind me of my last biking accident

Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.