Top 50 Hurt Fell Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hurt Fell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine
Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50
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Did it hurt?
"What, when I fell from heaven?"
"No, the vending machine. You're a snack" -
Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
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Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation. -
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
because you could be entitled to compensation.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?
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I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!
Funny hurt fell pickup lines
Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...
Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cause I can treat the proper first aid...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because you obviously landed on your face.
Did it hurt?
...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?
Did it hurt?
When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit
Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?
Do you have a band-aid?
Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.
Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?
Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack
Tell me, did it hurt when you fell from reincarnation?
Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine
Because you da snacc
Did it hurt?
When you fell out of the vending machine, coz you're a snacc
Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.
Did it hurt?
“Lemme guess, when I fell from heaven?”
No, when you ripped your wings off.
Did it hurt when you fell out of the trash collecting truck?
Cause you fucking stink.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Because damn girl, you be looking like Lucifer.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you are a snack
-Day 2
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?