I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

You like c_ddles and I like k_ssing

And we both know exactly what's missing

Are you my KFC order?

Because I’m missing two thighs!

Are you my will to live?

Because I miss having you around

S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

Are you from Mississippi, because your the only miss whose piss I’d sippy

I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

Excuse me miss but can I have a moment of your time.

Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

You can’t be a stormtrooper because you aimed at my heart and didn’t miss.

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.

You are the missing piece in my life-set.

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity

Are you Fernando Torres?

Because I miss the old you.

Why not missing out in my writing?

Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cynthia!

Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you. 

Missing you is like soccer without a ball.

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

Let me be your Missing Link.

all these forks and knives

But I'm still missing a little spoon

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Something is missing from my sol.

I think it’s U

Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Hey Miss, I'm a Pirate, so I was wondering if I could plunder your booty.

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.

Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart

- Day 80

Girl, are you my dad?

Cause ur gonna go missing soon

Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

Are you breakfast, because I miss you often.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

Are you the sun?

Because you are bright everyday and I miss you every night

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you are missing a man to catch your fall.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Babe you a queen? Because you are missing a scepter and my ball.

Babe, the only moon missing is our honey moon.

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

I think you missed the target because you shot my heart.

I think you're the missing piece to my tri-force.

You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

All I'm missing is the little spoon for my cuddle buddy.

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

My life had been incomplete all this time. You are the missing sock that I have been looking for.

Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.

I don't want to blink, because I would miss a second of your TikTok.

1-2-3-4-5-_ which number is missing?

Yours.

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Damn girl are you from Mississippi?

Cuz you're the only miss who's piss i sippie

I only miss you when I’m breathing.

The top of my tree is missing a angel like you.

Don't miss this moment because I bribed that handsome lift guy to halt the ride.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

Primus must be missing an angel.

Are you my missing twin? Because we would dance well together.

Hey girl, this buffet place is missing one best dessert, you.

I am making a list of numbers from 1-100 but I'm missing the first number...

Will you be the one?

Girl, I got the bacon and I am missing some eggs on top of me.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so I can call you when I miss you.

Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.

Are you missing a bone? Because I got something hard to put inside you.

Missing a stud? I got wood for you.

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

You're the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses.

Are you a target? Because I miss you.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Are you breakfast?

Cuz I miss you a lot

Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you.

Stalker: Don't Blink...or you'll miss me!

"Excuse me, miss. But is your job arresting hearts? Because you've got mine in custody."

The last time i saw something as beautiful as you,....

.... England missed the penalty in the euros🇮🇹

"Just like a Baja Blast, I didn't realize what I was missing in life until I spotted your electric charm."

"Just like a missing digit in an equation, without you, my life feels incomplete."

"Did it hurt, Praise, when you fell from heaven? Because heaven's been missing its most amazing phase."

"They say I missed my calling as a stand-up comedian, but don't worry, the only thing I'll be throwing are jokes!"

"Come back, handsome, your smile's the secret ingredient missing in our cocktail of passion and fun."

"Can't wait for you to come back and fill my empty nights with your laughs and whispers. You're the perfect missing piece to my heart's puzzle."

"Holding your hand feels like finding a missing puzzle piece, can we complete the picture together?"

"You missed me? Sweetheart, I've been craving your touch like a thirsty man craves water in the desert."

"Did it hurt when you left Indiana? Because heaven must be missing an angel as beautiful as you."

"Life may be a tough puzzle, but with you, I think I've found my missing piece."

"Excuse me miss, you might not know pick-up lines, but I sure know a masterpiece when I see one."

"Did you join the heart thieves? Because my heart has been missing since the moment I spotted you."

"I can't play hoops, but if love was a basketball, I'd never miss a shot with you."

"Being as playfully obnoxious as you are only adds to your fiery appeal, Miss Short and Sizzling."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and it's the only trip I don't mind missing."

"Excuse me, could you help tune my guitar? Because every time I see you, my heart misses a beat."

"Emily, are you the sun? Because my world feels gloomy whenever you're not shining in it."

"I must be lost, because heaven's clearly missing an angel in a blazer."

"Feeling lost? Because heaven's missing an angel who knows just how to misbehave."

"Is it just me or does everything look cleaner when I'm missing your captivating presence?"

"Absolutely, Miss Safety First. But your concern is making it harder to forget about you. Let's talk more tomorrow?"

"Made it home, safe but missing the charm of your company. Care to guide me in my dreams?"

"Safely home, but missing the warmth of our conversation. Your caring attitude is dangerously attractive."

"Is your heart under construction? Because this handyman's tools are missing and they're definitely not as sweet as you."

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile is so bright, it's putting all the stars in the night sky to shame."

"Those strong arms of yours are just missing one thing - a one-way ticket to wrap around me tonight."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your picture, I see my face disappear in your 'Missed Calls'."