Top 50 Kicked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kicked pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kicked tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass
And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)
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Did you just spin kick my trachea?
Cause you take my breath away
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Do you have a soccerball?
I was hoping we could kick it...
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If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?
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You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.
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You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.
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I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.
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Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?
Cause you're out of this world.
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.
Working kicked pickup lines
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Is there a ninja in your pants?
Cause your kiss is kicking.
Katarina: Come on. I'll kick your butt to hell and back
If I buy you shoes, will you kick it with me?
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
Ken: How many times is this? No worries. I never get tired of kicking your butt.
Do you know I am great at karate? ‘Cause I got a great finishing kick in bed.
Ken: Wow, those were some sharp kicks. But when it comes to raw power, mine are stronger.
Let’s kick off these running gears and I’ll show you a great time from my motion control.
Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking
Hey girl, would you let me practice penalty kicks against you?
Coz you're a keeper!
I wouldn't kick you out of my bed if you farted.
Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.
Do you do Taekwondo?
Because you can really kick.
Do you want to go to a football game?
Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity
Idk if this is a sensitive question but
Did you do smth wrong and got kicked out of heaven?
Girl you a cat
Cause I want to kick you off an overpass
(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?
Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you
Hey if this school graded based on looks you would be kicked out.
You'd wreck the grading curve.
