Top 50 Kicked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kicked pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass
And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)
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Did you just spin kick my trachea?
Cause you take my breath away
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Do you have a soccerball?
I was hoping we could kick it...
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If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?
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You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.
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You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.
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I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.
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Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?
Cause you're out of this world.
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Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
Funny kicked pickup lines
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.
Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
Is there a ninja in your pants?
Cause your ass is kicking.
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking
Hey girl, are you a soccer ball?
Cause I'm gonna kick your ass.
Hey girl are you a bass drum?
Cause I’m tryna kick it.
[NSFW] The only reason I’d kick you out of bed
Is to fuck you on the floor.
Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
Do you do Taekwondo?
Because you can really kick.
Do you want to go to a football game?
Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity
Do you know karate?
Because your body is kicking.
Girl you a cat
Cause I want to kick you off an overpass
(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?
Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you
Hey if this school graded based on looks you would be kicked out.
You'd wreck the grading curve.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.
Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you
I would kick my parents out if you came over.
If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.