Top 49 kicked Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Kicked chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Did you just spin kick my trachea?

   Cause you take my breath away

2. Do you have a soccerball?

   I was hoping we could kick it...

3. You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

4. You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

5. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

6. I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

7. Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.

8. Hey, you kick ass, and cook well. Is your name Makoto?

9. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

10. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

Latest kicked chat up lines

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your ass is kicking.

Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!

Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking

Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.

Hey girl, are you a soccer ball?

Cause I'm gonna kick your ass.

If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?

Hey girl are you a bass drum?

Cause I’m tryna kick it.

[NSFW] The only reason I’d kick you out of bed

Is to fuck you on the floor.

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?

Do you want to go to a football game?

Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity

Do you do Taekwondo?

Because you can really kick.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Do you know karate?

Because your body is kicking.

Idk if this is a sensitive question but

Did you do smth wrong and got kicked out of heaven?

Girl you a cat

Cause I want to kick you off an overpass

(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?

Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you

Hey if this school graded based on looks you would be kicked out.

You'd wreck the grading curve.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

I would kick my parents out if you came over.

If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.

Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?

Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?