50 Picked Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Picked rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about picked, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Picked Pickup Lines

A good Picked hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Do you need your car fixed?

Because I'm a pick up master
Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?

Cause i’d pick you...
Are you a pen?

Cause id like to pick you up and use you.
Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Someone: I’m trash

You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?
Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

Short and cute picked pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about picked are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

Thanks!

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

Every day I think of you I smile and my motion sensor picks up Sparks Fly.

Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

Cheesy picked Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got n**... from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

It's important for beautyful schoolgirls to have an active
socil life. I will pick you up at seven.

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

I want to pick burrs off of you.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Am I block, and are you an enderman?

Because you picked me up right away!

Corny picked Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Picked conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?

Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.

You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

If you do, I'll pick you up and claim you.

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

I’m a piece of trash

If you care about the environment you should pick me up

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

You see that bag of blue m**.... Could you pick that up for me?

A good picked Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Picked hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey Girl, if i were in prison

Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

How’d you like to pick up these cans?

Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.

Are you a piece of trash?
Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Hey girl, my name's Uber and I have reached my pick-up location.

You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

Did you call an Uber?

Because I’m here to literally pick you up

Going to Whole Foods

want me to pick you up anything?

I want to pick you up from free agency.

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Picked love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Picked chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.