The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Matched Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matched pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Matched conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a redditor ?

    If you are , Then we'd make the best match ..


    Cuz I'm lonely and sad too .

  2. Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

  3. Hey are you type O- blood?

    Cus I think you are a perfect match with me.

  4. Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

  5. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  6. If I court you, will it be a love match?

  7. Does the interior match the exterior?

  8. Does the sleeve match the shoes?

  9. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

  10. Does the carpet match the sheets?

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Funny matched pickup lines

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.
I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now

(Worked for me)
Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best

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Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Does the carpet match the cape?

You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. from "Flesh and The Devil"

Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

Want to get hardcore like a match in ECW?

You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you.

Hey! I just saw a guy who I'm sure is your perfect match around here somewhere...

Oh yeah! It was right there (points to a mirror)


Requirements: a visible mirror and a victim

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Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?

I'd match your eyes to a Pantone color, but there isn't a color for amazing yet.

My lighter isn't working

Thank god you're a match... Now let's light a spark

James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

Can I discover if the carpet matches the drapes?

You know, I'm kind of a necrophiliac

And you're drop dead gorgeous so we're a perfect match.

You know what else is a nice match? You and me.

Do you have a spare kidney?

Because I think we’re a match.

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

Is there a chess match?

Because why there are 2 queens just sitting?

Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus?

Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match