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  1. What's similar between you and an Onion

    Stripping causes fluids to flow

  2. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  3. According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

  4. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  5. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  6. You look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

  7. Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

    I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

  8. Do you know a Similarity between earth and you? both are getting hotter day by day

  9. Do yo know a similarity between me and bruno mars? ....Both are talking to the moon

  10. Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

    Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?
I'll pin both of you against the wall

What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case

Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

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Girl do you know what's similar to Ketamine and your underwear

I wanna sniff both of them

Similarity between an 80 yo guy and me
I'm 80 years old inside

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.

We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.