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Top 20 Similar Pick Up lines

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  1. What's similar between you and an Onion

    Stripping causes fluids to flow

  2. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  3. Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.

    ‍️okay

  4. According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

  5. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  7. You know...you look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

  8. Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

    I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

  9. Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

    Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

  10. Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

    I'll pin both of you against the wall

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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?
The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case

What is similar between me and you?

We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon

Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*

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Similarity between an 80 yo guy and me

I'm 80 years old inside

Girl do you know what's similar to Ketamine and your underwear
I wanna sniff both of them

We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.