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Top 18 Similar Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Similar chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  2. Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.


  3. According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

  4. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  5. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  6. You look very similar to the next Queen of Asgard.

  7. Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

    Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

  8. What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

    The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case

  9. What is similar between me and you?

    We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon

  10. Two statements, one is false and one is true

    Thought of this one last night and it worked great actually.

    Any similar?

    "Hi, so listen, I'll tell you two questions and I want you to pick which one is true and false; my underwear matches your top, and we're going to kiss after this"

    I wanted to chat a girl up and get her number so this was a great success actually.

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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?
I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.


What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:

- "So big pressure and stress from every side"

- "So tired.. aah.."

- "Someone save me from this world!!"

- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."

- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)

- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"

- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other

Girl do you know what's similar to Ketamine and your underwear

I wanna sniff both of them

Similarity between an 80 yo guy and me

I'm 80 years old inside

We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.

What are the similarities of women and snow? You can plow both.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.