I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

Could work pretty well for tinder

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon

Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

"Yeah"

"How about tomorrow night?"

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

L'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

My sense of direction is pretty terrible

But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

You have really nice arms but they look really empty without me in them

Or another version : You have really nice arm but they seem pretty empty without me in them

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.

Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

Baby, are you a furnace? Because you're pretty hot.

You workout pretty hard...

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

I'm pretty sure I can show you what a stud really looks like.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

You're pretty good at Fortnite, but can you handle my heart? It's the ultimate challenge.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Girl are you italics? Because you're looking pretty elegant right now.

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

I have a PHD

*A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

You're so pretty, it isn't Freire.

Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

My m**... is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

Girl, just like a vacuole, you complete my cell because without you, my life would be pretty unstructured.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

I'm pretty good at blood bending.

Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

There's no punchline, show me your tiddies.

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

You have really pretty eyes…

They’d be prettier rolling back though

I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

Hot cheetos are pretty good but I think you might be a hotter snack

I’m pretty good at drawing, in fact I could picture you and me together.

You're pretty good at skating. I'm pretty good at kissing. Let's see what happens when we put them together.

You're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute.

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