I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

Could work pretty well for tinder

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you have a dryer with you?

'cause I'm might get you wet pretty soon

I'm not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

L'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

My sense of direction is pretty terrible

But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

Pretty girls scare me shitless

With that being said, I’ve been on the toilet for 30 minutes since I saw you

Or

It took me 30 minutes of sitting on the toilet to come say hi

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

You have really nice arms but they look really empty without me in them

Or another version : You have really nice arm but they seem pretty empty without me in them

All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

Baby, are you a furnace? Because you're pretty hot.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

You workout pretty hard...

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.

I'm pretty sure I can show you what a stud really looks like.

You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Girl are you italics? Because you're looking pretty elegant right now.

You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

I have a PHD

*A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

Hey, did you fall from Heaven?

Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

You're so pretty, it isn't Freire.

Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

My m**... is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

Girl, just like a vacuole, you complete my cell because without you, my life would be pretty unstructured.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Are you a Doughnut?

Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

I'm pretty good at blood bending.

Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

There's no punchline, show me your tiddies.

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

You have really pretty eyes…

They’d be prettier rolling back though

I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

Hot cheetos are pretty good but I think you might be a hotter snack

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

I’m pretty good at drawing, in fact I could picture you and me together.

You're pretty good at skating. I'm pretty good at kissing. Let's see what happens when we put them together.

You're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute.

I wanna stop complimenting you but you never stopped being pretty.

SCV: Say...ya got a reeeaaal pretty mouth...

Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

Hey, you seem pretty cold, almost like an iceberg. Luckily for you, I'm the titanic.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

How about we turn your pretty gown into a nightgown?

Well hello! I'd say you need a pretty strong Community Support Framework!

You’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs

Are you a pretty butterfly? Because I want to trap you in my bug nest.

You look so familiar! I swear I've seen you before in my piggy bank because you are a pretty dime.

The Titanic and I have one thing in common..We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice.

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Can you guess my favourite tea? It’s pretty easy

You, shawTEA

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

I hope you like limbo

Because I set a pretty low bar.

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Excuse me, can i take your temperature?

Because you're looking pretty hot.

Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

Girl, have you been working out? You're looking pretty condensed.

Do you like mushrooms?

Cuz im a pretty fun guy.

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

Not to brag, but I've got pretty amazing edge control.

I’d like to show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

I’m pretty sure I saw you in a Cheerleader calendar once.

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side

Kiss me. I won't turn into a prince but I'm a pretty good kisser.

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

Roses are red, you are really pretty

How about you let me s**... your t**...?

"Is your name Melody? Because every time I see your beautiful face, it's music to my eyes."

"Your beauty, sweet as country honey, and that mesmerizing blue-eyed gaze, stole this cowboy's heart."

"Your art stole my gaze, but it's your blue eyes that truly amaze."

"Can I be your bra for a day? I'm pretty good at supporting and covering precious treasures."

"Excuse me, miss, but your beauty could put all the stars to shame. Can I be the moon that orbits you?"

"Our heights may differ, but my admiration for your beauty is immeasurable, pretty lady."

"Did you use magic on your eyelashes? Because every time you blink, I find myself captivated by your charm."

"A pretty name for such a lovely lady; it's like every time I say it, I'm reciting poetry."

"You're in camouflage, but there's no hiding that stunning beauty of yours."

"Is your dress made of mirror? Because I can definitely see myself in your life!"

"Your beauty outshines every Snapchat filter, how about we make some picture-perfect memories together?"

"Is your name Pretty? Because all I see is breathtaking beauty whenever I look at you."

"Your dimpled smile is mesmerizing, but darling, that traditional dress hugs your curves like a beautiful secret revealed."

"Is your name Treble? Because my heart beats to the rhythm of your breathtaking beauty."

"Your beauty rivals the stars, but your sexiness? It's a whole stunning galaxy of its own, darling."

"Are you a labyrinth? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I'm pretty sure there's a minotaur inside."

"Did you just glow up or is your smile turning this ordinary day into something extraordinarily pretty?"

"Are you a black cat? Because your energy is simply spellbinding and has me crossing paths with destiny."

Hey that was a pretty nice takeout, mind if I take you out?

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"Haha, sounds like a plan! But remember, I'm not just a pretty face, I can hold my own in a DIY challenge too!"

"Your blonde hair is the sunshine in my day, but it's your mesmerizing blue eyes that light up my world."

"Is your smile a spell, or does your beauty naturally light up this room like golden sunshine?"

"Your pretty face and mesmerizing blue eyes are the most beautiful masterpiece I've ever had the privilege to admire."

"Are you Batman's sidekick? Because your cheerleading moves have me captivated like a bat signal in the night sky."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, darling. Does this model-actress also model for divine beings in her content creations?"

"Did you fall from the sky? Because seeing you is like glimpsing a beautiful cloud on a perfect day."

"Being with you feels like the perfect outfit; stunning, comfortable and always in vogue."

"Your smile is my favorite fashion statement, and girl, you wear it better than anyone else."