Top 50 Cool Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cool pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. For those with balls of steel

   Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

2. You like sleeping too? Cool!!

   We should do it together sometime.

3. Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

4. I loved you before it was cool.

5. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

   Didnt work but it sounds cool

6. Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

7. Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

8. It's 104 outside? It's only 98.6 in me. Come inside and cool off, baby.

9. My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

10. Do you like to dance?

    Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Funny cool pickup lines

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

He was so hot, steam looked cool.

(name) is cool and all,

But can I call you mine instead?

You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like you´re pretty cool.

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I’m very wrong.

Damn you're so cool in this hot weather

That my freezer is jealous of you

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.

I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle

Are you a Canvas Discussion Post?

Because I think you are really cool and interesting

Roses are cool

Roses are cool, violets aren’t I think your parents are creative because your a work of art

GURL you're so cool

You put air conditioners out of business

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

Not cool maaanh...

Hey Girl Are You My Dad?
Cuz You Left Me Like He Did

Oh that's cool you're bilingual?

I myself am cunnilingual

Are you a mint?

Cause your cool, tasty and have a nice hole

Are you a Samsung Fridge with Ice dispenser?

Because you're pretty cool

Are you Antarctica?

'Cause you are hella beautiful and cool as fuck.

Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.