Top 50 Cool Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cool pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. For those with balls of steel

   Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

2. Hey, so how do you spell your name?

   Oh, cool, so how do you spell your number?

3. You like sleeping too? Cool!!

   We should do it together sometime.

4. I loved you before it was cool.

5. Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

6. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you

   Didnt work but it sounds cool

7. Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

8. Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

9. It's 104 outside? It's only 98.6 in me. Come inside and cool off, baby.

10. My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Funny cool pickup lines

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

Do you like tacos?

Well cool you like 75% of me.

(name) is cool and all,
But can I call you mine instead?

Hey baby are you ice

Cause uhhh you’re cool as fuck

You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like you´re pretty cool.

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I’m very wrong.

Damn you're so cool in this hot weather

That my freezer is jealous of you

For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.

I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle

How cool are you?

Cause I froze whenever I see you

Are you a Canvas Discussion Post?

Because I think you are really cool and interesting

Roses are cool

Roses are cool, violets aren’t I think your parents are creative because your a work of art

GURL you're so cool

You put air conditioners out of business

Not cool maaanh...

Hey Girl Are You My Dad?
Cuz You Left Me Like He Did

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

Oh that's cool you're bilingual?

I myself am cunnilingual

Are you a mint?

Cause your cool, tasty and have a nice hole

Are you Antarctica?

'Cause you are hella beautiful and cool as fuck.